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[New Rapture Ready Rule: You won't get into Heaven, unless you've been quoted by fstdt.]

There is a website especially dedicated for ridiculing and hating us.

If you are on there you are more than likely receiving a crown in heaven.

If you are not mentioned you need to question your salvation

My thanks to the pagans for solidifying our security

Buzzardhut, RR 149 Comments [2/1/2009 12:25:11 AM]
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Sandman

I'm sorry, but the only way (at least in theory) you can get on FSTDT is by saying something hateful, asinine, or racist. God rewards you for being hateful, asinine, and racist?

2/1/2009 12:26:37 AM

teh_crzy

and ignorant. Don't forget ignorant

2/1/2009 12:28:44 AM

Eden

Funny, now it isn´t god who decides who gets into heaven and which rank s/he has there, but the Mods/Admins from RR.
They have truely upgraded from a simple persecution complex to a persecution complex combined with delusions de grandeur

:D

2/1/2009 12:30:35 AM

Lucilius

But if you want reassurance that you're among the elect, you have to let us kick you in the crotch. Who wants to suffer for Jesus?

2/1/2009 12:34:15 AM

Katsuro

Haha, we overule their God and they admit it!

2/1/2009 12:36:37 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Looks like most of RR's gonna be seeing the pearly gates.

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STOP QUOTING RR!!! PEOPLE LIKE THAT GETTING INTO HEAVEN WOULD ENCOURAGE THEM TO BE STUPID!!!11!!eleventy

2/1/2009 12:37:14 AM

RavenWood

I may be Pagan but I've read your Bible and I don't think heaven works that way.

2/1/2009 12:37:43 AM



What's the matter Buzzardhut, you cramping again?

By the way, I'm afraid if your God is real he is going to have a big surprise for you at the judgment and you will have to hang out with us "pagans" for all eternity! BWAH HA HA HA! Don't worry we will still make fun of you.

2/1/2009 12:38:14 AM

John

If you are on there you are more than likely receiving a crown in heaven.

If you are on there you are more than likely almost completely ignorant of reality, and even the Bible. You've probably also said something that shows you're on the hate-filled right wing lunatic fringe, are sure your religion is the only right one, and hate anyone who disagrees with you. Why you're waiting for the Rapture is a mystery to most of us, because you'd be the first ones into the Lake o' fire if the time came.

2/1/2009 12:41:04 AM

OT

I actually, honestly believed that this was a joke made by the makers of THIS site...

2/1/2009 12:43:23 AM

agentCDE

You know, I really have to wonder, what is this about crowns in Heaven that they keep going on about? I thought Jesus had something against vanity and greed.

2/1/2009 12:48:33 AM

fromdownunder

"I actually, honestly believed that this was a joke made by the makers of THIS site..."

Or perhaps some people here are really 5th columnists at RR. They should be more aware as to who they let post at RR, especially people from the Southern Hemisphere.

Just 'cause they are paranoid, it does not mean that we are not out to get them, or make fun of them on their own Board in ways that they are too stupid to even understand.

Norm

2/1/2009 12:49:16 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Every time a fundie says something stupid, an angel get's its wings.

2/1/2009 12:50:23 AM

spoonorca

RR, dboywheeler, Xiao-Feng-Fury, David J. Stewart...

Hell time for me!

2/1/2009 12:50:54 AM

Oy Vey!

Christianity doesn't work that way.

And it's kind of bad if a "pagan" has to tell you this.

2/1/2009 12:52:12 AM

Empress

Later someone thanks us and calls us FOSSIES. Followers of Satan, maybe?

2/1/2009 12:56:19 AM

Wilhelm

@agentCDE: The crowns they're talking about is when the thumpers get crowns for their good deeds at the bema seat judgement. From the Olympics:

http://www.allaboutgod.com/bema-seat.htm

2/1/2009 12:56:39 AM

Efrain

Yes, because getting crowns is what getting into heaven is all about.

2/1/2009 12:58:39 AM

DCoke

This is gold. Most of them deny our mocks are accurate, this person implies they're holy script.

He just wanted to get on here.

2/1/2009 1:01:25 AM

Thinking Allowed


2/1/2009 1:03:45 AM



WE ARE DOING THE LAWDS WORK HERE!!!111!!ELEVENTYONE!!

2/1/2009 1:08:15 AM

Efrain

@Dcoke:
So are you new here?

2/1/2009 1:08:48 AM



Wow, so FSTDT is more powerful than God!

2/1/2009 1:10:22 AM

The Lazy One

So, when I submit you to here you get a crown in heaven? Well, for everyone I submit I get free snacks from the Evil Atheist Cabal, so... I think I'll take the snacks.

2/1/2009 1:12:31 AM

lolmax

I ARE GOD

2/1/2009 1:14:04 AM
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