(This is on a family guy evolution & creationism skit)
this video is both ignorant and stupid
and tell me where are the flaws in creation
Gen 1:1 In the BEGINNING God created the heavens and the earth.
this sentence tells all WHO WHAT WHEN WERE WHY(only if you read on to the book of revelation chapter 22 verse 21)
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this sentence tells all WHO WHAT WHEN WERE WHY
Yes, but you have so conveniently left out the how . It's sad when a dumb cartoon like Family Guy (which I fully enjoy) has a higher IQ than most fundies combined.
Tuesday, March 12, 1979, Vincent Carol built an ant farm made up of glass and fine oak for the amusement of his son, Stan. Little did they know, but the ants developed a religion worshiping the father as the creator of the world and his son as the destroyer, bringer of fire, famine, and earthquake. When they all were finally extinguished shortly after the son went off to college in 1987, the ants finally died of starvation cursing his name as the betrayer of their god, Vincent. They died in relative peace with the belief that they would all be brought to the great anthill in the grassy lawn of the afterlife by their creator, Mr. Carol.
His son now works as an electrical engineer, has two kids, and worships at the local superchurch.
Vincent the Creator died one year ago.
The ant farm sits in storage, covered by a thick layer of dust. There are the corpses of over 50 generations of ants are buried in chambers decorated with images of Vincent and a grassy expanse and demonizing his son, Stan the Adversary.
"In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the heavens and earth with a touch of His Noodly Appendage."
This sentence tells all WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY, too. So what? Why is one more right than the other?
"In the beginning, Haruhi created a whole bunch of stuff, and the SOS brigade."
THIS TELLS ALL:
WHO
WHAT
WHEN
... WHERE .. TO SOME EXTENT
WHY... NOT REALLY AT ALL
@anonymous :
"In the beginning, Haruhi created a whole bunch of stuff, and the SOS brigade, because she was bored."
Now it even has the WHY, more satisfactorily than the Bible ever did.
Hmm ok.
Well a gazillion morborgs ago, the great Katchoo sneezed out the universe in his bathroom because of a godly sinus infection.
Hence we are here.
Now show how your origin story is any better then mine above?
Actually, the Bible never tells us WHY or HOW the universe was created.
Of course, you fundies usually boil down those two points to one answer: GOD!!!
Wait till he sees the one where Peter is deemed Retarded. A doctor shows him a list of intelligence level, smartest at the top it reads:
Normal
Retard
Creationist
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. ~ Gen 1:1, Lolcat Bible
And since the skies and the earth are still here, that shows us that Ceiling Cat did indeed not eated them, thus proving the Lolcat Bible true.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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