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And this is what they think of you if you do not conform to their view. I have actually been called this by them, on more than one occasion. So if you believe Jesus, you are:
1) Narrow-Minded. Just because you won't conform to their views.
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Actually, Issac, I've read your website and the description does not fit you quite. You are a narrow-minded, bigoted, stupid asshole.
No, the narrow minded refers to the fact that you refuse to respect anyone else's views or listen to what they have to say. Bigoted refers to hating people just because they don't believe what you believe, and asshole refers to just plain being an asshole.
No, people call you a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole because you're a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
Isaac, here's what you need to know:
1) Narrow-Minded. Just because you proclaim you alone possess absolute truth and all others are eternally lost.
2) Bigoted. Just because you ignore Jesus commandments to love your neighbor as yourself, and do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Think about that the next time you launch into your ignorant tirades against the following:
Gays
3) Asshole. Just because you continually push your views on everyone else, and scream "Persecution" when others reject your views.
In other words: I know you are but what am I.
Well Isaac I respond with: I'm made out of rubber you're made out of glue, anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you. Neener nener neener *poke poke*.
No one said that believing in Jesus makes you a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
Being a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole makes you a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
And, if you claim to be following Jesus while engaging in acts of assholery, you're also liar and a hypocrite.
Here's a new one for you:
jebus didn't exist.
And you spelled your name incorrectly.
I never thought I'd have to say this but, did you actually read the button?
seriously, I bet if you asked this guy the time he'd think you were trying to rob him...
Fundies are the champions of hating people for not conforming to their views and failing to even consider that they might be incorrect in their views.
Thus fundies are narrow minded and bigoted, and narrow-minded bigoted people are assholes.
It has nothing to do with conforming to anyone's views, it's a matter of doing what Jesus would do. You know, that whole love thy neighbor and do unto others thing you assholes so conveniently forget all the time.
WORSHIP JAYSUS I TELLS YER, YOU MUST CONFORM
BOW DOWN TOOO HIM NOW YOU WORTHLESS PEICE OF ATHEIST SCUM
thank you for playing, and good night.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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