America will soon put an end to the English heresy. We must reclaim the American Dream.
England used to send pilgrim fathers to American shores. Now they just send big, ugly trolls.
Remember: America is the last, best hope for mankind. Evolution is the antithesis of this.
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You mean, we used to dump all our religious nutcases on you. Luckily the rest of Europe sent their Jews, and civilised the place. And last, best hope how? Hope for what? Antithesis of it (whatever it is) how? You're gabbling, man.
Given where this was posted, I'm guessing it's name-calling Dawkins.
Also, "America is the last, best hope for mankind?" So, we're like Babylon 5, in a way?
Can I be Susan Ivanova?
*Snerk*
Why do I have visions of this guy getting blown to hell, running up a beach with a colander on his head, and a crowbar in a hand, running blindly forward, screaming like a maniac?
Hey, hey, my great-grandparents found their American Dream here in the 1940s. To live in a place that wasn't under threat of being invaded by both Germany AND Russia.
So yes, the American Dream has been claimed. Too late, sorry.
You know what else is wrong with the English? Their women. They break your heart without a thought, the brazen hussies.
I'm just glad Al Einstein, Rick Fermi and that von Braun fellow were Americans.
"America is the last, best hope for mankind"
So you're basically saying we're fucked then. Come to think of it the whole thing would work as the voice-over to the trailer of a sci fi movie. Terminator5 - The Evolution.
"Remember: America is the last, best hope for mankind."
Hahahaha, is that with or without your bushy in charge fuckwit?
Yes we gladly sent all our knob-heads and nuisances, or Pilgrim Fathers as you call them, to America years ago. Sorry about that normal Americans, I know there's something wrong with these idiots.
England used to send pilgrim fathers to American shores. Now they just send big, ugly trolls.
And hot exchange students.
Mmm... British exchange students...
"Remember: America is the last, best hope for mankind."
Hate to burst your jingoistic bubble there, but the USA is not the center of the entire goddamn world. And I'm an American telling you this.
Remember: America is the last, best hope for mankind.
Says the country that is in a recession and pulling the rest of the world into the mess they created.
you're calling US big? ;-)
(ok, we're the 3rd fattest in europe, but..)
> Remember: America is the last, best hope for mankind. Evolution is the antithesis of this.
Thank your God, then, that evolution is true.
Re: Mech610's post
So, post-imperialist Christian, meet Winchester Rifle.
Welcome to England Bible-Muncher.
The English heresy: the word "manoeuvring". Honestly, guys.
Anyway, I'm sure this is all the fault of the Spaniards somehow.
Well, it's probably our fault for letting al ou religious lunatics go over there.
Still, remember that you aren't the only country with nuclear missiles, and we have an Overseas Territory - with a base that can station the missile subs - only about 1000 nautical miles from Washington D.C. ...
I'll think I'll stop now, unless I want to sound like a fundy nutjob like him.
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