Not only do I read scientific papers but I also write them - Creationist science.
Of course, nothing compares to the Book of Genesis since it has all the answers before you have even begun to ask the questions.
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"Not only do I read scientific papers but I also write them - Creationist science."
*guffaws*
"Creationist science" is an oxymoron, Nathaniel.
It's been ruled more than once in United States courts that creationism is not science. Before you play the "oh, but those were liberal activist judges who said that" card, look up Kitzmiller vs. Dover Area School District , in which the very conservative Judge Jones (sponsored by Senator Rick Santorum and appointed by George Bush, no less) put the kibosh on creationist science, aka Intelligent Design, rather decisively.
The stories written in Genesis may provide all the answers you are willing to accept, but those of us who insist on embracing reality as it is are not quite so gullible.
Nate, ol' buddy, you are a complete moron.
Now, feel free to continue your delusional diatribe.
"Of course, nothing compares to the Book of Genesis since it has all the answers before you have even begun to ask the questions"
Also makes your lit search a piece of cake. You guys start word-processing those creation science papers yet, or are you still writing them with crayons?
Who created the universe? Goddidit!
Who created life? Goddidit!
Where does sickness come from? God's wrath!
Thunder? Goddidit!
I could go on and on. Creation tards are intellectually lazy. They could care less about science. God is the easy way out and the convenient answer for simpletons. Plus, real science collects the evidence and comes to a conclusion. You guys start at a conclusion and grasp at straws for evidence.
And how does one go about doing "Creationist Science"? As far as i can tell it amounts to nothing more than reading Genesis over and over. That's not science, you can't perform any experiments and you can't use it to make any predictions, both of which are required for it to be science.
Not only do I read scientific papers but I also write them - Creationist science
It's not science it's literacy, it's not a scientific paper, it's a book report.
Of course, nothing compares to the Book of Genesis since it has all the answers before you have even begun to ask the questions.
It may have some, as long as you don't mind wrong or contradictory answers. But to claim that the Book of Genesis has the answers to all of lifes questions is simply an outright lie, no matter how you put it. Just asserting something by fiat doesn't make it true, no matter what higher authority you claim to have.
Evolutionary theory has 150 years of rigorous experimentation and refining and a body of work and observation that numbers in the tens, it not hundreds of thousands of pages, all repeatable experiments or observations. "Creationist science" has the claim "Goddidit!!!" and nothing else.
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Ok, let me read that again...
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Seriously, I read the first sentence, and cracked up...
Of course, nothing compares to the Book of Genesis, since it has all the answers before you even begun to ask questions.
Ok, I'll buy it. Let's ask some questions and see if the bible gives us some usefull answers. How to administer CPR? How to land Boing 747 without piloting licence? How to change the flat tire on my car? Who broke my bathroom window? How to cure AIDS and cancer(s)? How to end world hunger?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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