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They won't be laughing when we disappear, cause what they think to be party time will find God raining down on it!
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!!!
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Am I the only one who thinks that, if they do turn out to be right, I won't regret it for an instant, because it means I don't have to deal with sanctimonious jerks like them anymore?
(TigerHunter)
"Am I the only one who thinks that, if they do turn out to be right, I won't regret it for an instant, because it means I don't have to deal with sanctimonious jerks like them anymore?"
Not by a long shot.
So, it's a deal? Until you get raptured we can go and laugh about you as much as we want? Nice. That should set us up for, oh I dunno, the next 100 million years or so.
I will be very honest with you.. I think all of this "flying up in the air" rapture stuff is doomsday cult bullshit.
Now, there is a part of me that REALLY, REALLY wants it to be true. Not so I can join you, but so that you freaks are wiped clean of the Earth in a non-violent fashion. This is what I would do if I started seeing people get raptured:
#1 - My jaw would drop. I would be completely freaked out that these cultists and their crazy, kooky ramblings turned out to be true.
#2 - I would get online with all of my atheist friends and invite them over to one of your former homes. We would have an all night party. Perhaps even party for a week.
#3 - I would root through your shit and take over a nice home for myself and a few nice cars.
#4 - Any "post rapture" messages or notes or videos telling me about the "impending tribulation" will be pulled out, laughed at, then thrown away.
#5 - I would get excited in the knowledge that there might actually be a Hell, and that I will be able to meet all of the authors and scientists that I admire so greatly. Einstein, Thomas Jefferson, Carl Sagan, Ghandhi... I will be able to ACTUALLY meet these people in Hell and talk with them.
#6 - If I met the devil (whom I dont believe in mind you) I would have to shake his hand for having the guts to stand up to terrorism and tyrants and setting an example... tell him he got a bad rap from the Cretins and learn a bit about some of the pranks he pulled on Jesus, etc..
#7 - I would exist for eternity. This is something that I would NOT be looking forward too. Eternal existence ANYWHERE is a curse. So I would be a bit bummed out about that, but we will have a good support group. Besides, it isnt like I had a choice of whether I wanted to exist for eternity or not..that would be something your tyrant god would force on everyone.
"They won't be laughing when we disappear"
In fact, I intend to express my joy on the impending day with a merry little jig, and I'm already laughing at you.
"cause what they think to be party time will find God raining down on it!"
Oooh I's ascarded now.
"AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!!!"
Woo-hoo its party time! CAPS LOCKS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR EVERYONE!!!
They won't be laughing when we disappear,
Technically correct - if all fundies were to suddenly disappear, we would indeed have a lot less to laugh about.
You know, if the rapture happens (which it probably won't), we'll still be here, laughing at you, because your hatred and hypocrasy has doomed you to remain here.
Wait, what would be a good way for God to 'rain down' on a par... oh dear.
FOR THE LOVE OF CEILING CAT HOW DO I GET THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD!?
Looks like i'll die laughing then.
Looking back on the history of human civilization, there has never been a time when there weren't a bunch of religious crackpots saying "The End is Near!!!", and yet they have always been wrong. So what makes you idiot's at RR so sure that they've got it right this time. I mean c'mon, you don't even have a scriptural basis for your belief, all you have is fanfic and snuff fantasies.
To me, the rapture is just another way of waiting for the mothership to come and pick you up.
Even when I was Christian, I didn't go for this pre-tribulation rapture stuff. It's arrogant.
Tell you what, if the Rapture happens, I will convert back instantly! In fact I will gladly die during the tribulation as a martyr.
In the mean time, I'll be practicing witchcraft and playing with my gay friends (in a VERY good way).
God raining down on earth ?
Yeah, after realizing what he has just done, he'll come on earth seeking political asylum.
"They won't be laughing when we disappear, "
We will celebrate! Until then, we laugh.
God raining down on party...in a bad way...
Can I be the only one who visualized little gibblets of divine flesh dropping into the martinis and getting stuck on pavilion supports? Divinity puree...the last word in self-sacrificial Eucharist.
Or possibly the fundies butchered Him for being insufficiently as expected, and are in this scenario standing around stupidly waiting for the REAL God out of their heads to turn up now that they've rent the infernal pretender satisfactorily to pieces. Interesting image.
Even though I know they meant fire.
Wow, waiting1, you are one delusional fundie.
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!!!!!
I feel so sorry for the people at RR.
I mean they prepare their entire lives for something that isn't going to happen and believe that it WILL happen. Some of them are severely depressed or they don't care about their children's future "cuz rapture"
Then they say some stupid shit like that and make me lose all sympathy for them.
“They won't be laughing when we disappear,”
Actually, we’ll be laughing louder.
Check this out, we don’t laugh because we think you’re wrong, we laugh at when you’re stupid.
You could be right, but if you’re right for stupid reasons, it’s still stupid.
For an example, imagine you object to a rock-solid science because ’it’s just a theory.’ That’s a stupid fucking reason to object to any science, it’s all theory. So we laugh, not at the idea, but the stupid way you support it.
So, if there IS a rapture, and god takes you idiots up, that’ll be hilarious. Because the Supreme Being wants idiots? Who wants that heaven?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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