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[On a world without religion]

Lets see ... Fed funded porno in elementary education thru high school, legalized drugs, no marriage, school would start at age 2 (get a good start on all that learning that God gets in the way of), euthanasia for the elderly, euthanasia for the young - post abortion, socialism, declining population, real global warming, high suicide rates, no fathers, community focus, individual neglect, fewer inventions, less poetry, big government, less freedom, no individual rights, criminal ruling class, pro-animals, anti-children ... and last but certainly not least ......... viagra for everyone!

Mike, Y! 58 Comments [2/9/2009 6:48:54 PM]
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What planet is this taking place on?

2/9/2009 6:50:50 PM



Probably not. 50% of the population do not need viagra.

2/9/2009 6:51:02 PM

El Guapo

Less poetry?

2/9/2009 6:51:58 PM

ArmandT

Ignoring your irrational freakouts, comprehensive sex education is still better than the Abstinence Clown (look it up, its where your tax money is going).

2/9/2009 6:53:35 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

and all of a sudden, mike's asshole bursts into flames because the friction from all the bullshit he's pulling out of it is too much for his poor anus to take.

2/9/2009 6:54:16 PM

jesus-face tortilla

We already have a criminal ruling class. A lot of them claim to be Christians, too.

2/9/2009 6:54:58 PM

clockworkcanary

Freakstick, you're describing the ultimate FASCIST state! HINT for those who are politically and economically challenged; that's ultra right wing ultra conservatism.

Here's a world under American Christian Fascists:
Young boys will forced to serve time as an alterboy (with benefits)
Beastiality with farm animals will be the norm
Incest will be required
You must by a pickup truck even if you never haul anything
You must have a gun rack in said pick-up
You must boycott all edumacation
You must shun all science and forget about doctors
You must exploit child labor and everyone must work 80 hour work weeks.
There will be no minimum wage; you will be paid in God's love


2/9/2009 6:57:21 PM

Ozzie

How about euthanasia for fundies :P (just kidding)

less poetry and pro-animal???


2/9/2009 6:57:46 PM

aaa

Oh, yahoo. You attract fucktards like nothing else.

2/9/2009 6:58:55 PM

Mister Spak

On a world with religion]

Lets see ... Fed funded pedo in religious education thru high school, illegalised medical care, no marriage for false religions, school would start at age 2 (get a good start on all that learning about goddiddit), euthanasia for the false religions, naziism, declining population, real global warming, high suicide rates, no rights for mothers, religious hierachy focus, individual neglect, fewer inventions, less good poetry, big government, less freedom, no individual rights, criminal ruling class, anti-animals, anti-children ... and last but certainly not least ......... viagra for everyone and birth control for no one!

2/9/2009 7:00:34 PM



Imagine there's no heaven...

2/9/2009 7:06:21 PM

Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo

Well, I like the Viagra bit at the end...

2/9/2009 7:16:24 PM

Doctor Whom

Yeah, 'cause that's exactly what Japan is like. What do you mean, no, it isn't?

2/9/2009 7:20:45 PM



Paranoid fuckwit.

2/9/2009 7:21:08 PM

BobsOldSocks

That's a helluva fantasy life you've got there; I'd hate to have to live in your head. Oh and a good dose of socialism is *exactly* what the US needs. I'm always surprised that so many Christians in America hate the poor and the sick. WWJD? Ha!

2/9/2009 7:24:31 PM

apYrs

"less poetry!!!!??"

and I feel a bit put out: he didn't fulminate about us gheys!

2/9/2009 7:44:03 PM

Psittacosis

Even the USSR wasn't like that.

2/9/2009 7:46:37 PM

a mind far far away

Somebody forgot to take their meds.

2/9/2009 7:47:58 PM

LDM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

2/9/2009 8:00:43 PM

seraphicreverie

you're an idiot.

2/9/2009 8:19:32 PM

QT

WUT

2/9/2009 8:28:48 PM

Fek'lhr

THIS SOUNDS FUCKING GREAT!

2/9/2009 8:29:50 PM

Sanity

Phew, this is a long one. Let's compare this to the Netherlands shall we?

Fed funded porno in elementary education thru high school,
not likely

legalized drugs
We have it, it reduced drug use significantly

no marriage,
Marriage is secular, so no

school would start at age 2 (get a good start on all that learning that God gets in the way of)
No

euthanasia for the elderly
Have it, working well

euthanasia for the young
Good?

post abortion
What?

socialism
Woohoo, lets have some more

declining population
Good, have you noticed it's getting a bit busy on Earth?

real global warming
We allready have that

high suicide rates
No, quite the contrary on fact. Secular europe has a suicide rate almost 10 times lower then the US

no fathers
How the hell do you plan to reproduce without fathers?

community focus
Oh noes!

individual neglect
Kinda like religion you mean?

fewer inventions
Yeah, imagine having to do without all those "creation scientists"....

less poetry
again, huh?

big government
Well, less government certainly didn't work

less freedom
No, more freedom.

no individual rights
Oh, you mean like you're doing to gays?

criminal ruling class
Stop making shit up

pro-animals
Oh noes, being kind to animals will destroy the world!

anti-children
Third time, HUH???

and last but certainly not least ......... viagra for everyone!
whoohoo?

2/9/2009 8:43:23 PM

atrasicarius

Fed funded porno in elementary education thru high school
Well, since porno is fundie for comprehensive sex education, that's probably fairly true. Try middle school through high school, though.

legalized drugs
Yes, and if you'd pull your head out of your ass and actually think about things, you'd realize that legalizing drugs would probably actually reduce use, at least for hardcore drugs.

no marriage
Wait, I thought you guys were terrified of gays getting married. How does that fit in?

school would start at age 2
No, because anyone who has a basic understanding of psychology (i.e. not you) understands that children that young cant learn anything.

euthanasia for the elderly
If you're talking about assisted suicide, yes, of course. Everyone has the right to die a decent death instead of lingering in pain for months. If you're talking about forced euthanasia, not so much.

euthanasia for the young - post abortion
O RLY?

socialism
Since that's fundie for "not letting the corporations own everything and do whatever the fuck they want," yes.

declining population
There's this little thing called overpopulation, maybe you're heard of it.

real global warming
lol wut? So basically, you're saying that an atheist government would just magically cause global temperatures to increase? K...

high suicide rates
Yeah, except not.

no fathers
lol wut? How does that even work?

community focus
OH NOEZ! NOT CARING ABOUT PEOPLE BESIDES YOURSELF! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

individual neglect
Examples plz

fewer inventions
Fail.

less poetry
lol Epic fail.

big government
There's a difference between big government and effective government. Also, I count things like wiretapping as "big government."

less freedom
O RLY?

no individual rights
I thought those were what you were terrified of. Like the individual right of gays to marry.

criminal ruling class
You mean like Karl Rove and Dick Cheney?

pro-animals
Not even gonna bother.

anti-children
Because nothing says parental love like threatening a 7 year old with eternal torture.

viagra for everyone!
Really? Sweet! Where can I get mine? Oh, wait, you just made that up, didnt you?


2/9/2009 8:55:20 PM

anonymous

"no individual rights"

Well we'd at least have the ones like sex and masturbation that religion is always trying to stomp out.

2/9/2009 9:19:29 PM
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