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#889089
ClockworkBunny
...Isn't a civilian-centered God?
I guess I better join the army, or no heaven for me. :'(
2/9/2009 4:08:59 AM
#889099
Darwin
Gaming geek who has never left his keyboard. Will never get laid. Will live at home his whole life.
2/9/2009 4:11:09 AM
#889100
OT
Even for a fundie you're stupid.
2/9/2009 4:11:12 AM
#889101
jc
How come the planets were always here?
Astronomy Fail!
2/9/2009 4:11:20 AM
#889102
fundiesRtehlulz
Fail from the first sentence.
2/9/2009 4:11:21 AM
#889108
Random Man
Fail at first sentence.
2/9/2009 4:13:52 AM
#889110
Rat of Steel
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Globetrotter.
2/9/2009 4:13:56 AM
#889111
anonymous
"We also don't forget about God because he is living and still does miracles"
Not that I've seen.
"The greeks were the only ones who believed in Zeus and whatnot, but all over the world people believe in God."
And different people all over the world believe in Allah. What's your point?
2/9/2009 4:13:59 AM
#889115
Illuminatalie
Civilian centered God. What could these words mean?
2/9/2009 4:17:33 AM
#889120
Mike
Someone doesn't know astronomy.
2/9/2009 4:18:49 AM
#889126
Basement dweller fundie demonstrates his knowledge of the world by failing miserably.
2/9/2009 4:26:41 AM
#889129
Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo
No one, but no one can be this fucking stupid.
Planets were not always here.
There are literally millions of gods that people worship, your god is but one of them.
So, is he a military centered God?
2/9/2009 4:29:59 AM
#889133
Zoo
I'm confused as to how the planets could always be there, but God also created them. Did the have a beginning, or didn't they?
What is a civilian centered God?
The Mayans believed in First Father, Hun Hunahpu and Xbalanque
The Aztecs believed in Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca
The Egyptians believed in Bastet, Thoth, Ra, Hathor, Mut, etc.
. . .
We can list local gods all we like, and all it proves is that a society that stayed in approximately the same place for a while developed a religion (usually based heavily on the natural environment in their location) that that society held to, but generally other nearby societies, though possibly influenced, didn't hold quite exactly the same religious views.
The fact that "God" is believed in around the globe simply testifies to:
1. the movement of people who believed in God
2a. the forced conversion of people who essentially don't believe in God, but mixed a bit of the theology (sometimes as little as simply replacing names of their deities with 'Christian' names) with the native beliefs
2b. the forced conversion of people who do now follow a religion centered on "God"
3. the prevalence of Christian missionaries
2/9/2009 4:34:12 AM
#889139
Well the Greeks DID have the greatest intelligence of the time period and of the next some 1,000 years, if things went their way, we might have had computers in the 1800's for all we know.
2/9/2009 4:39:12 AM
#889196
QT
Okay, fail on several levels.
One: The planets have not always been here. They are around 4.56 billion years old, and formed around the same time the sun did.
Two: Show me a miracle, and I'll believe you.
Three: People all over the world believe in different Gods. If God is so obviously why doesn't everyone believe in the same one?
2/9/2009 5:07:21 AM
#889207
Natness
I think it means a 'civilisation centered god', as in the god of the bible was not limited to a single civilisation, but somehow universal? Maybe?
Who knows, either way, Fail. Epically.
2/9/2009 5:12:44 AM
#889220
John_in_Oz
God does seem to have a strange preoccupation with people's privates.
2/9/2009 5:18:38 AM
#889246
Thinking Allowed
WOW... a whole lot of fail right here.
2/9/2009 5:40:01 AM
#889249
A Friend
Stick to wizards kid.
2/9/2009 5:43:06 AM
#889328
atrasicarius
2/9/2009 7:03:11 AM
#889347
apYrs
"but all over the world people believe in God ..."
but not necessarily Jehovah.
Can't these MORONS understand that "god" is a title, or generic honorific rather than a name?
Oh, it's WoWC: probably "moron" is too kind
2/9/2009 7:23:48 AM
#889420
aaa
And which god are you referring to this time?
2/9/2009 9:01:28 AM
#889567
Siberia
Loki wept.
2/9/2009 12:24:08 PM
#889581
Mister Spak
" isn't a civillian centered God. "
What?
2/9/2009 12:35:03 PM
#889590
Ronni Bom
Except everybody else, of course
2/9/2009 12:39:38 PM
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