"Zimbabwe needed to learn the truth that came out of Isaac's mouth when he blessed Jacob: 'cursed be every one
that curseth thee, and blessed be he that blesseth thee' (Gen. 27:29). Mugabe kept cursing the British and Americans - Jacob's descendants. So what did he expect?"
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First Book of Moron, 12:24:
"And Jesus said, 'Yea, he that curseth Elizabeth II, he shall be afflicted with cholera; and all the might of blue helmets shall not avail him.' "
So vhat are you sayink, bubula? The Americans and the British aren't Goyem? You need to get out of Brooklyn more. Buy yourself a nice mep and see the woild.
PS: Ham is just a sandwich that we don't eat.
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The first reading is from 2 Dumbass 3:16-17:
"For the descendants of Jacob shall found Britain and America (but not Canada, and the Lord shall smite thee if thou askest why not), and anyone who curseth the descendants of Jacob shall be reduced to selling unto the descendants of Jacob two tacky souvenir tchotchkes for £5.00."
This is the Word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God.
The British Christians remind of all those Hellenized peoples in the Ancient World who suddenly started claiming that they were descended from the Trojan heroes of Homer's Iliad . They were groups of people who adopted a new culture, and therefore felt the need to "link" themselves historically to that new culture.
"So what did he expect?"
Obviously not sanity.
@Illuminatalie, And I'm guessing their homophobia came from the UK and USA back when they were colonized so ironically in trying not to emulate us Mugabe is emulating us. If he was really serious about ending colonial influence he'd try to find out what people thought about it and everything else before the colonization.
The British? Which ones? The Angles, that England is named after? The Saxons, Jutes, or Danes, who came over on viking longboats from Germany and Scandinavia? The Normans, who invaded from France? I'm looking at the long line of ancient peoples who made the population that is the modern British people and I'm not seeing any major migration from Israel...
God will smite him soon - and it will be nothing to do with old age! Honest!!!!
The only thing that seems to stop folk like Mugabe is lifespan - all the while God sits by and lets them play god whilst not even raising an eyebrow. Your god sucks reallllly big time!
@Geno
These British Iraelites have all sorts of convoluted explantions about this ,including but not limited to the idea that the Danes are the tribe of Dan, the Saxons are descendents of Isaac ,as they claim that Saxon is really (Is)sacson.
They also say that the place names Iberia (Spain)and Hibernia (Ireland) are variants of Heber or Hebrew and many other weird & wonderful nonsensical linguistic ideas.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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