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It's a good thing for him that some Catholics don't believe in divorce.
2/9/2009 1:50:58 AM
942206, you took the words right out of my mouth.
2/9/2009 1:51:42 AM
Let us just hope that his wife's work isn't picky about non-business use of a business email account.
2/9/2009 1:52:17 AM
Oh God...okay I mean I don't like the Catholic Church as an institution (I mean a fucking Holocaust-denier was just reinistated in the Church which pissed me off to no end) but good grief, that disgusting little gremlin, Jack Chick, goes way the fuck over the top with his anti-Catholic garbage. Yeah, the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon, okay, Jack. What? The Catholic Church helped found the religion of Islam as part of a Satanic plot? Yeah, whatever Chick....and here come the men in white coats to haul you away.
2/9/2009 1:55:01 AM
never been there
Besides Kevlar underpants, I can't say I can suggest any way of making his situation less bad.
2/9/2009 1:57:45 AM
2/9/2009 1:57:45 AM
She's probably too busy banging one of her co-workers.
2/9/2009 1:57:50 AM
I so hope she divorces your sorry ass.
2/9/2009 2:00:19 AM
You know how most people have that one relative? You know, the one that keeps sending them chain letters and other virus filled nonsense via e-mail but you don't say anything because they're family? I think you might be that relative to your wife.
2/9/2009 2:02:33 AM
You mean you haven't beaten her into converting yet? What kind of a True Christian ManTM are you? Do you want her to go to hell?
2/9/2009 2:12:20 AM
If someone sent you anti-fundy Craps, wouldn't you feel irriated?
2/9/2009 2:18:52 AM
Gandalf's gonna get banned, he's trying to talk sense into them
2/9/2009 2:21:14 AM
People who like Chick tracts (and not to laugh at) are sick.
2/9/2009 2:21:56 AM
"I don't know what else to do."
Try not to be a douche, that might work.
2/9/2009 2:26:16 AM
Think Lorena Bobbit. Think about that real...ahem...hard.
2/9/2009 2:27:31 AM
You know, you might get better results if, instead, you surprised her with a card or flowers at her work.
She's probably going to keep this e-mail backed up as evidence to present her divorce lawyer.
2/9/2009 2:40:13 AM
Jack Chick doesn't even make a pretense at presenting actual Catholic beliefs. He just erects his own straw man version of Catholicism and then attacks it. All she has to do is poke around the Internet for five minutes and she'll find what a lying moron Jack Chick is, and you too.
2/9/2009 2:44:20 AM
Well, you could act like a grown up and not torment your spouse. Just a thought.
2/9/2009 3:02:49 AM
DarkfireTaimatsuI don't know what else to do.
Try not being a dick
Also, "My Catholic Wife" sounds like a fundie sitcom. This could be a premise for an episode.
2/9/2009 3:07:54 AM
Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo
I hope you're Catholic wife boots your sorry ass to the curb along with your clothes and never allows you back into the house. Then, I hope she gets every penny in the divorce settlement.
2/9/2009 3:14:49 AM
Don't send it to her. That's my suggestion.
2/9/2009 3:32:09 AM
a mind far far away
I don't know what else to do
Then might I venture a suggestion. Quit your job, divorce your wife, sell all your possessions and give the money to your family, and then go out in the desert, with no food, water, or supplies, and just lie down. Don't move, don't get up, just lie there. Trust me, it won't hurt at all.
2/9/2009 3:32:47 AM
Send your wife my home phone number, along with these words,
"for a good time"
2/9/2009 3:38:44 AM
Now THIS is fundie!!! Gave it a 5.
2/9/2009 4:09:29 AM
And she's still married to you?
The Catholic Church may not be a world-controlling, Satanic body, but apparently it encourages stupidity among its followers.
2/9/2009 4:10:33 AM
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