[New anti-catholic Chick tract released]
Thanks so much for posting. I sent it to my catholic wife's e mail at her work. She'll read it on Monday, and I'm sure will come home furious at me for sending it. I don't know what else to do.
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Oh God...okay I mean I don't like the Catholic Church as an institution (I mean a fucking Holocaust-denier was just reinistated in the Church which pissed me off to no end) but good grief, that disgusting little gremlin, Jack Chick, goes way the fuck over the top with his anti-Catholic garbage. Yeah, the Catholic Church is the Whore of Babylon, okay, Jack. What? The Catholic Church helped found the religion of Islam as part of a Satanic plot? Yeah, whatever Chick....and here come the men in white coats to haul you away.
You know, you might get better results if, instead, you surprised her with a card or flowers at her work.
She's probably going to keep this e-mail backed up as evidence to present her divorce lawyer.
I don't know what else to do.
Try not being a dick .
Also, "My Catholic Wife" sounds like a fundie sitcom. This could be a premise for an episode.
I don't know what else to do
Then might I venture a suggestion. Quit your job, divorce your wife, sell all your possessions and give the money to your family, and then go out in the desert, with no food, water, or supplies, and just lie down. Don't move, don't get up, just lie there. Trust me, it won't hurt at all.
And she's still married to you?
The Catholic Church may not be a world-controlling, Satanic body, but apparently it encourages stupidity among its followers.
*facepalm*
Bah I read the bloody tract, what a gigantic pile of failure.
And with a truly sublime dose of irony
"Catholicism doesnt care about your soul, just your money"
Project much Jack?
"I don't know what else to do."
How about keeping your hateful, childish nonsense to yourself? Oh, sorry, I forgot - fundies are constitutionally incapable of rational thought or decent social interaction. I feel sorry for your wife having to suffer a bigot like you.
The folks over at RR do not believe that Catholics are True Christians therefore 'aluminium' is going against what the Bible says about associating with non Christians
2 Corinthains 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
Therefore according to his own beliefs 'aluminium' is going to Hell.
" ... I don't know what else to do."
Here's an idea: Try not deliberately doing things that you know will offend your wife and cause problems between you.
Sounds crazy, but it just might work.
Hey later replies:
"I've tried bringing her to my Church, where she'll hear the Truth. I've tried bringing her to my Wednesday night Bible Study class. I've tried talking to her numerous times, but it always end up as a fight.
I completely understand her feelings. I would feel the same if I knew I had been scammed all my life. However, she knows the Bible, claims to be born again, yet continues to follow catholicism. She ministers the Eucharist every Sunday and is there every Holy Day. We've been married for 38 years, and I love her dearly, but since I was saved a couple of years ago, and learned the Truth, this has been a burden on my mind.
What do you suggest???? "
What about the Catholic Roots that all churches have? You can't escape them. You have sprung from catholic roots, so you are as tainted as they are. It's something along the lines of the way that original sin was passed down. So at base, you are all catholics. You even quote the catholic creed!
Well, she won't like the sound of a divorce...
You could point and laugh, though.
Oh, for fucks sake, she can't even escape you at work! Yeah, she better be a good catholic, otherwise she's going to divorce your ass.
Edit:
I just read the tract. Stupid, stupid shit. Basically pope=ceaser and the works bullshit.
"I don't know what else to do."
Gee, you could try, I dunno, maybe accepting her for who she is, being that she's your wife and all? I hear that's pretty successful with relationships. Nah, that would be the liberal hippie commie thing to do.
I just read that tract and apart from some random shit he appears to have just pulled out of his arse, he's gotten his Sacraments mixed up. He has the boy taking his First Holy Communion before he's had confession. I'm pretty sure that I had to have Confession and be given absolution for my sins before taking the host, to do otherwise is a blasphemy.
Oh look, all those years being sent to Catholic schools did come in handy for something.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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