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#888745
Ken
Eraso Stupido!
Wait... those spells are fictional.
2/9/2009 12:45:03 AM
#888751
Blackvoice
Yeah, memory works like that.
2/9/2009 12:48:30 AM
#888752
Voldemort
Avada Kadavera! I don't care if I spelled that wrong. It won't work.
2/9/2009 12:49:10 AM
#888753
DevilsChaplain
Can someone try the killing curse on this one?....
2/9/2009 12:50:19 AM
#888758
Ken1971
I suppose if you live your life according to the fictional nonsense in one book, you'd be threatened by fictional nonsense in another. Fucking idiots.
2/9/2009 12:52:40 AM
#888759
Wingardium Leviosa!
2/9/2009 12:53:05 AM
#888760
Bad Wolf
I remember simple lines!? Oh noes! It must be evil!!! Ah! BURN THEM BOOKS OF SATAN!!! BURN!!!
2/9/2009 12:53:09 AM
#888761
How? How could people possibly think that the spells in those stories are real?
2/9/2009 12:54:15 AM
#888762
WMDKitty
"Wingardium leviosa"... not that hard to remember, and a lot of the "incantations" were quite catchy, and all were a maximum of two words, really.
I suspect there's more to this story.
2/9/2009 12:54:24 AM
#888764
Oy Vey!
Congratulations! You've just raised another brain dead fundie!
P.S. Magic isn't real.
2/9/2009 12:55:11 AM
#888781
ClockworkBunny
...She "allowed" an 18-year-old woman to "make her own decision" about reading Harry Potter books?
Oh crap. These have got to be homeschoolers.
2/9/2009 1:04:43 AM
#888782
Efrain
You know who else did magic? Jesus.
2/9/2009 1:04:47 AM
#888796
Elm
Oh geez... those spells in those books are fake, any real pagan can tell you that.
Plus I remember lines from books and movies such as those on A Nightmare on Elm St. Does this mean that I can get possessed by Freddy Krueger?
The stupid is strong in this one.
2/9/2009 1:53:00 AM
#888814
Ladnil
I really don't get it. If they truly fear these spells, they must think they actually work... which would make JK Rowling more powerful than God since she made spells that actually do stuff.
2/9/2009 2:03:10 AM
#888815
Bill O'Rly
You "allowed" a grown adult to read a book? How kind of you XD
2/9/2009 2:04:08 AM
#888816
Zoo
I sometimes randomly remember the scientific names of various animals (somewhat more obscure and difficult ones -- Oreailurus jacobita, e.g.). Oh no! Scary demonic influence!
I haven't read the books myself so I can't say for sure, but if that's what she's remembering, there's probably some built in mnemonic, like rhythm and/or rhyme.
2/9/2009 2:04:20 AM
#888817
Observable Reality
If you're such a mouth breathing dullard that remembering one or two word "spells" is evidence of Satan to you, you better be wary of actors--they remember pages and pages of lines and can recite them at command.
Incidentally, how is that any different from the people who can quote Biblical verse from memory?
2/9/2009 2:06:49 AM
#888818
Oh noes! My 18 year old daughter read a fictional book!
You allowed her? Oh, that's right, a woman (no matter what age) is always someone's property be it parents or husband. How silly of me to forget that.
2/9/2009 2:07:14 AM
#888820
Ajax
"God is stronger than any seed that may have been planted in her mind from a book."
'God' is stronger than himself?
2/9/2009 2:08:54 AM
#888825
Illuminatalie
Meh. This one was too lazy to lie for Jesus, she just exaggerated for Jesus. Sad how teh fundee crazee destroys whole families. Her kids are probably as insane as she is, and equally unfit for life in the real world.
2/9/2009 2:12:35 AM
#888826
Philbert McAdamia
God is stronger than any seed that may have been planted in her mind from a book.
Then why do you worry about it so?
You don't really believe it, do you?
2/9/2009 2:13:04 AM
#888831
fundiesRtehlulz
You know that your god put curses and shit on people, right? What's the difference.
2/9/2009 2:15:02 AM
#888832
Berny
Congratulations on raising retards for Jesus.
Now get me my goddamn fries.
2/9/2009 2:15:16 AM
#888833
Dr. Funkenstein
Crap. Are fundies getting to the point they think unpleasant memories are of the devil?
2/9/2009 2:17:12 AM
#888845
Fdragon
So memory is bad too?
2/9/2009 2:25:21 AM
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