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Quote# 58247

(On how homosexuals "turn people gay")

It's not a denial of being bisexual, but an escape from the loose of a loved one or a recent divorce or feeling sorry for themselves no one loves me type.
Take a straight that is married she stays home he goes out with friends, he gets drunk and goes home, they fight, she leaves him, he goes back to his friends and keeps drinking more but sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry. There is more then one way that turns a person toward homosexauilty and it's not in the natural setting of birth. From my mothers womb I am born as I am today, not what I can become tomarrow.

kosam, Topix 38 Comments [2/8/2009 1:09:50 PM]
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Submitted By: TheLogicalSniper
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#887847
storymoron

"there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry"

From SNL, a few years back:

POEHLER: Brett, you're Canadian. What do you think of this new gay marriage law passing in Canada?
BRETT HULL: Well, that's what happens in Canada when there's no hockey. Guys have more time to hang out, talk about their feelings, next thing you know they're in love with each other. I've got nothing against it, but I'd rather be playing hockey.
POEHLER: You heard it hear first folks: Brett Hull would rather play hockey than marry a dude.

2/8/2009 5:50:07 PM

#887869
peabody

So, as a heterosexual with relationship problems, who has sympathetic friends with whom I am drunk a lot, I guess it's just a matter of time for me, huh? Odd that I haven't gay married anyone yet, or even thought of it...

Anyway, I am mainly posting this to say that A Friend just made beer come out of my nose. Thanks!

2/8/2009 5:56:13 PM

#888287
IanC

Or, maybe, just maybe, there are some people out there that like both sexes.

Nah, can't be can it?

2/8/2009 8:15:10 PM

#888295
QT

...the fuck?

2/8/2009 8:18:43 PM

#888534


Yeah, because everyone knows that all sensitive, understanding guys are gay. *eyeroll*

Is it even possible for two guys to have a strong, affectionate friendship without people screaming about how they both must be gay because they're not pummeling the living daylights out of each other to show how much they care?

2/8/2009 10:50:29 PM

#888786
CrazyRoper

No. That last sentence is completely wrong and so is the rest of this shit.

2/9/2009 1:09:47 AM

#888980
Elm

"There is more then one way that turns a person toward homosexauilty"

So in other words, homosexuals are like prions?

LOL!!

2/9/2009 3:21:58 AM

#889093
Old Viking

Truly hilarious.

2/9/2009 4:10:02 AM

#889864
Antichrist

It's all the uppity wimins fault, how dare they get mad at their husband for spending all night at a gay bar.

From my mothers womb I am born as I am today

So you weigh only 8 pounds and cry a lot?

2/9/2009 4:55:07 PM

#889908
El Guapo

I'm heterosexual, but I'm so good looking that I turn other men gay. Seriously. No fight with the wife needed. I mean, why do you think they call me El Guapo? Because I like the Three Amigos*? Get out of here.


(*I do like the Three Amigos, but its just a coincidence)

2/9/2009 5:19:20 PM

#1253171


You have contradicted yourself in the whole paragraph. And coming from a guy who can't either spell or even date a woman who is slightly ugly.

2/6/2011 5:52:30 AM

#1253199
KR

Could you please teach me the process of turning someone into gay? I mean, then i could whoever i want of all of the guys...

You can't? Fuck you, then. *grin*


2/6/2011 6:14:53 AM

#1253261
Dr. Shrinker

"...sooner or later there will be another male sympathising with his problems and they start relating with one another and soon they want to marry."

That's funny, I've had lots of close male friends, some of whom were gay, but I've never felt the urge to marry any of them. Perhaps that's just a concern for you kosam.

2/6/2011 8:12:25 AM
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