Preview Build of the new site!
If people do not believe that God created man, and that we evolved from apes, how do they explain where the apes came from?
[2/9/2009 7:03:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: upallnite
Apes evolved from earlier mammals. Did you not pay attention in biology class?
2/9/2009 7:06:05 PM
What ^^^^^ said
2/9/2009 7:07:58 PM
Oh, I pulled the apes from my ass. I'm actually god.
2/9/2009 7:08:30 PM
God made the apes. Then two of them (male and female) spontaneously morphed into humans.
2/9/2009 7:09:16 PM
Apes evolved from earlier mammals which came from even earlier things right back down to aquatic animals, then before that they were microorganisms which came from chains of amino acids building up in EXACTLY the right sequence.
I think that's about right but correct me if I'm wrong guys...
2/9/2009 7:10:12 PM
2/9/2009 7:11:50 PM
Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Head explodes... I can`tfuckingtakethestupidanymore!!!!!
2/9/2009 7:12:19 PM
Look it up, dimwit.
Oh wait...they'd just go to Conservapedia.
Let me rephrase that: Google is your friend. Use that to look it up, dimwit.
2/9/2009 7:13:13 PM
The Outsider FTW.
2/9/2009 7:14:10 PM
Wow, I'm stumped. Seriously, I've never heard that argument before.
2/9/2009 7:14:48 PM
Sloth, you're right. But it would sound better to be more specific, use more examples to kick these fundie shits back to jesus demension land! I read when the two land masses collidided to make earth (Which was the big bang.) rotating around the sun made it round due to orbit and heat. Everything that is everywhere is living except gases and liquids and solids. Things that are microscopic live on those. So slowy amiba like organisms evolved from what little food and nutrients they found on the wasteland other species fertilized when died and made plant life. then from there life was abundant and will always keep evolving!
2/9/2009 7:15:34 PM
Where did God come from?
2/9/2009 7:18:04 PM
Evelyn Luton? Kind of a strange name, no? Seems suspiciously Poe-ish....
2/9/2009 7:19:24 PM
The idiot fundies once again confuse evolution with abiogenesis.
HERE'S A HINT FUCKERS: Evolution will work, regardless of whether abiogenesis is true or not. So stop trying this pitiful line of reasoning, it's not even a valid attack.
2/9/2009 7:20:18 PM
Apes evolved from simpler mammals. This has been well documented.
Now, since you've asked the question...let's turn it around.
If people DO believe that God created man, how do they explain where God came from?
2/9/2009 7:26:39 PM
2/9/2009 7:37:12 PM
"I read when the two land masses collidided to make earth (Which was the big bang.)"
You read wrong.
2/9/2009 7:39:54 PM
a mind far far away
Evolution, I suggest you actually learn about it before you try to put it down, otherwise you end up looking like a jackass.
2/9/2009 7:45:02 PM
duh, that's easy, they come from monkeyappolis.
2/9/2009 7:53:13 PM
*bangs head on desk*
2/9/2009 7:53:40 PM
You're so right! I'm utterly convinced that I've been wrong this whole time about evolution! What a convincing argument! /sarcasm
2/9/2009 7:54:28 PM
"Evelyn Luton?" Seriously?
Am I the only one that saw that's a play on "Evolution?"
I call Poe. :P
2/9/2009 8:07:50 PM
Have you ever read ANY modern biology book? Even the Big Picture Book of Kiddie Science?
2/9/2009 8:20:30 PM
Bored One-time Poster
Evolution sculpted the apes out of clay. But I'm sure you're far too intelligent to fall for my lies.
2/9/2009 8:26:37 PM
Well, it's transitional forms all the way down.
2/9/2009 8:30:16 PM