Tiffany Wellsley #fundie baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com

Corrupt (that goes without saying),

I don’t recall any flying pigs in the Bible. In fact, I’m fairly certain pigs didn’t fly back then. After all, when Jesus removed the demons from the sick and cast them into swine, the pigs jumped off a cliff and drowned in the water below. Surely, the demons would have made them fly if they had that capability. If anyone knows of verses in which pigs flew, please identify them.

Now, horses did fly in Biblical times. (And, at least one donkey talked.) But the fact that these acts occurred then doesn’t mean they occur now. People lived to be hundreds of years old back then, but no one today even makes it to 150.

Blue Ollie is right; the earth has been here about 6,000 years. Your carbon dating is about as reliable as those silly computer climate models that suggest the planet is getting hotter.

Tiffany

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