Many of us have struggles with homosexual thoughts and even acted out on them. It in no way means we are gay. That is strictly a political designation. A man can love other men and even sexually penetrate them as an act of male bonding, yet still maintain his heterosexual identity. As long as you don't defend the militant lifestyle like the extremist liberals, then you can be proud of your manhood.
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You can have male/male buttsecks and *not* be gay?
O, like Ted Haggard. "Heterosexual with homosexual tendencies."
Lolololol
I don't penetrate other men, but strongly defend the rights of other men do so with abandon. Does this mean that I'm gay*?
In that case, we are here, we are queer, and you can get used to it (waves a rainbow flag).
Ah, the good old kind of male bonding - sexual penetration. Screw a game of chess or a beer on the porch; screwing is a more typical act between friends. Doesn't mean we're gay though! No sir.
I, on the other hand, am bi and I won't do sexual penetration with guys. I just don't really care for anal. I guess that's just because I'm not straight... Or what?
Oh I don't know. This quote was terribly amusing though.
"As long as you don't defend the militant lifestyle like the extremist liberals, then you can be proud of your manhood. "
And as long as you stay way way back in your closet you can do that male bonding thing and still be heterosexual.
Erm, wtf?
I think hes trying to defend his feelings against his religious beliefs.
Sure buddy, your just "bonding" thats all. What's a little lil' "bonding" between good mates eh? C'mon mate, I love ya mate, your my best mate - mate, wanna mate? Mate?
Cue Darth Vader Voice:
`Mateo, come, join me on the Dark Side... Together we can redecorate the galaxy, and create some stunning fashion designs
So...it's okay to feel gay, and act gay, but so long as you hate yourself, and deny your sexuality, you are in fact NOT gay. Jesus, shifting the goalposts much?
This has to be a poe, because if it isn't it is the single dumbest fucktarded thing I have seen online in, like, a month. And yeah, I know, I know, someone will post something even dumber soon, but still ... fucking unbelievable.
Confused?
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