Various Rapture Retards #fundie rr-bb.com

[9 links in the dinosaur to bird transition]

Lisa in OK:

And I have plenty of evidence that yachts evolved from rowboats . . . lol. I mean, it's obvious. Just look at them. They are both "boat" shaped and float on water. It can't be possible that humans saw that a rowboat was a good design and decided to use it to make bigger boats. No, rowboats just grew molecularly into bigger boats. Evolutionists hate it when we we say "if men come from apes, why are there still apes" because they have no logical way to explain it. Gotta love it. What I wonder why it even matters to them. Why are they spending so much time and effort trying to prove something like this? In the end, it doesn't matter anyway.

FrankBeMe:

I've seen this commercial every now and then on National Geographic channel, that says birds evolved from dinosaurs and that whales were once land mammals. Yeah....for some crazy reason, one of the creatures, just out of the blue, decided to jump the water and magically turn its legs into fins. The rest saw this, thought it was way cool and jumped in too! Of course some didn't like it, but found that if they went back to land, their legs didn't come back so they were stuck with fins forever.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven:

I agree. They have to start making up more creative ideas to this thing. This is getting boring. If you're going to decieve people, at least make it less obvious that you're a moron. God's Word layed all this out eons ago, and here we have these Johnny come lately's with their huge pensions and tenure on the line making up all this garbage about "transitions." I say get a real life. "Keep trying" sums it up pretty good my friend.

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