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(a response to somebody who claims to have been attacked by a demon named Resident Evil. Just as a reminder, this guy's writing is available from Christian bookstores - no Poe here)

It's very interesting you brought this up as tonight we encountered a evil spirit that was holding unto someone as a result of these kinds of games.

Just tonight Elizabeth and I dealt with 182 Zelda spirits (Zelda is a video game) within a young lady. In fact, he was holding unto the games she had played--Resident Evil, Warcraft I, II, III, Witchdrobe, D & D, and others.

These video games opens children (she started playing when she was 5 years old) to the demonic realm. It sickens me...

These were very violent demons and vicious but all 182 were driven out in the name of Jesus TONIGHT!!!

(later in the thread someone else talks about their experience with a Resident Evil demon)

Jay Bartlett, Ministering Deliverance 125 Comments [2/9/2009 11:09:15 AM]
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dpareja

So are there stupidity and asshattery demons?

2/9/2009 11:15:29 AM

anevilmeme

WTF?

2/9/2009 11:21:53 AM

ClockworkBunny

Oh, hells yeah! Now this is SERIOUS fundy talk! I approve!

2/9/2009 11:24:21 AM

MysticalChicken

Huh, I've played every single Zelda game (except the only-multiplayer ones). Guess I'm also possessed with a hundred and eighty-two demons.

2/9/2009 11:32:23 AM



Is there a POE demon? Cuz I kinda think I'm feeling the presence of one right about now.

2/9/2009 11:35:26 AM

aaa

Still nothing about Saint's row.

Edit: MysticalChicken, did you also play the CD-I ones?

2/9/2009 11:39:22 AM



DEMONS MAH BOIIIIIIIII

2/9/2009 11:53:05 AM



#942957

I was about to ask the same thing.

2/9/2009 11:55:07 AM

Onan the Barbarian

What? No Pokemon? I thought Pokemon was the wingnuts' poster child for devil-games. D&D's so passe.

2/9/2009 12:00:07 PM

Larty

Funny how they can't even tell where fiction ends and reality begins. It's like there is no difference between reality and fiction in the narrow-minded world of fundies.

2/9/2009 12:06:26 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Zelda? Does Super Mario also feature in modern demonology? What about the Sims, or Tetris?

2/9/2009 12:09:16 PM

Random Guy

I play Zelda all the time, and I'm running a D&D campaign.

And strangely enough, I'm a Christian.

2/9/2009 12:15:01 PM

nutbunny

Why is it that it is always other people who get possessed by game spirits? Oh some people have all the fun. Although there was that one time I played Eternal Darkness and actually summoned a demon as part of the play. Hmmmm....

2/9/2009 12:16:37 PM

spaceamoeba

Recruit a friend in World of Warcraft is actually recruiting someone into a demonic cult and purifying their soul for possession...

*rubs hands together and chuckles with glee*


2/9/2009 12:20:25 PM

Lucretius

I have now realised that I must be under the control of a Sim City Demon ,that would explain my overwhelming desire to alter the infrastructure of the town I live in .

2/9/2009 12:20:43 PM

freako104

The only Zelda game I didn't like was Majora's Mask. I loved the others. Resident Evil as well is an excellent series. D/D is fun with a group of friends and a DM who can tell a story. I will have to look for Witchrobe. Funny how none of those got me possessed nor open the door to the demonic realm.

2/9/2009 12:25:02 PM

Mister Spak

Is it safe to play AD&D now that demons have moved out of rulebooks and into videogames?

2/9/2009 12:26:30 PM

LM

We've all been possessed by the 8 bit Zelda theme song earworm, but I wouldn't really call that a demon.

182 demons, eh? Does one count that many on their way out? I'm thinking Count Von Count here: One! One Zelda demon! Two! Two Zelda demons! Ha ha! Three! Three Zelda demons!

2/9/2009 12:33:07 PM

WWWWolf

Witchdrobe? Never heard of that game and I've played games for a couple of decades now. And which particular D&D game? There's been dozens and dozens of D&D licensed games over the years.

And why oh why is DooM underrepresented again? Now *that* would have been a sign of some quality fundie bile. Ranting about Zelda spirits just draws in Obvious Conclusions that the guy is actually a Poe. A Big Poe. Mr. Barlett, please improve your fundierambling skills! For our amusement!

2/9/2009 12:37:07 PM

Nevermore

Good thing he hasn't encountered a Planescape Torment Demon. I hear they are sick.

2/9/2009 12:39:12 PM

MysticalChicken

@aaa: No, because they don't count.

edit: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLegendOfZelda

see "Dis Continuity"

2/9/2009 12:42:17 PM

Efrain

Was it Tyrant? That guy will fuck you up! Also, was the Zelda spirit Major? He will also fuck you up. What about anime games? Did any of you meet Piccolo? If so you are very lucky bastards.

2/9/2009 12:50:54 PM

Nowonmai

Dude, lay off the magic mushrooms when playing video games... your reality is blurring.

2/9/2009 1:00:32 PM

Illuminatalie

182 demons? That's a fair amount of demons! I mean, I've heard of more - I think 12,000 demons was the most I've heard of at once - but 182 demons is nothing to sneeze at. Did you feel a sensation of lightness after those demons were cast out?

2/9/2009 1:21:55 PM



Islam is the light

2/9/2009 1:29:05 PM
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