[from the thread about FSTDT]
They have my signature posted.
They got it all wrong, God invented the day not man. ;P
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Why do you fundy ....tards assume that a day is 24 literal hours? You realize that Hebrew teaching, in general, is in the form of parable. Read the teachings of Jesus for proof. It is possible, you moron, that the entire Genisis story is just that, a story, a parable, an object lesson.
"And why do they assume the sun must exist for there to be light?"
There does need to be a sun in order for their to be light in our solar system, at least in any notable amount. And, without that level of light, photosynthesis hits some difficulties. So, unless there is as of yet unfound potential source of light that could have sustained plant life for a few days/eras....there's a problem...
Day 1 : Light
and you don't see a problem with this?
Er, I thought you guys took the bible literally. If that's the case don't you believe that God invented man? I guess the bible does say that God made light before he made the sun and stars, but that's why Genesis can be dismissed as a bunch of myths not a technical manual for how the universe actually works.
"What is the probability God would have gotten all 7 days in the right order if he had no logic?"
That's just... Just what??? Arguing with this guy would be like trying to reason with the family dog, I swear. And I mean no disrespect to dogs. I love dogs...
Yeah, us and our inferior logic. I mean, thinking that the sun must exist for there to be light on earth! Derrherher!
And why do they assume the sun must exist for there to be light?
LMAO! I understand that he/she is talking about light in a metaphorical sense, but still, you can't help but laugh.
Maybe before God created the stars (one of which is at the centre of our solar system), he was the source of said Light?
After all, you fundies think the sun shines out of his arse.
And why do they assume the sun must exist for there to be light?
Watch an eclipse some time. Failing that...
Cloud covers sun. Light dims. Ergo...
Had to check out the signature:
"God is logical.
Egads! This one is not only stupid but also ignorant of the bible that fundies claim is infallible. If s/he had bothered to read just the first page of it, s/he would see that grass and other vegetation was created on the third day and light on the fourth.
What a maroon!
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'Assume'. Where you make an ASS out of U , but not ME . NASA/JPL would say that about you to this day, certainly in terms of their solar probe missions and the data sent back from such. Atheist Soviet science didn't need to make such 'assumptions' on that day in 1957 when that Vostok-1 vehicle was launched, sending up Sputnik-1. Just that alone - way before NASA/JPL's solar probes - annihilated Bible literalist doctrines, rather than admit your precious Bible is bullshit throughout, thus leaving you with no alternative but to admit your 'belie fs' are exactly that: lies , and recant of your unjustifiable 'faith' and become Atheists yourselves; you lot have been moving the goalposts since, every time astronomical/aeronautical science fills a gap, rather than be forced to admit that you are the ones who are wrong .
So who is wrong: Valentina Tereshkova, Alexey Leonov and all other Cosmonauts past & present still alive; also Roscosmos, or God? [/paradox]
'They got it all wrong, God invented the day not man', you say?:
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So Al Murray (Pub Landlord) is right, when he says 'God is [i]British[/i]', then?!
(*sings *):
'Till we have built JerusalemIn England's green and pleasant land '
So who is wrong: we British hu mans , or God? Three letters: G.P.S. [/paradox II ]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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