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Fr. Thomas Euteneuer, president of Human Life International and an exorcist, spoke at a luncheon hosted by In His Sign Network (IHS). He is an exorcist authorized to perform exorcisms in several states, and highlighted the connection between the abortion industry and demonic influence.

“Abortion is a demonic industry,” he told The Bulletin. “Abortion is blood sacrifice of innocent blood to the devil. The clinics are like temples, the doctors are like priests, the medical table is like their altar. It’s a ritualized sacrifice. They have a dogma called choice, a hierarchy called Planned Parenthood, and guardian angels in the form of police guards that will arrest you if you try to stop them.”

Fr. Thomas Euteneur, The Bulletin: Philadelphia's Family Newspaper 37 Comments [2/9/2009 2:35:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Alex
WTF?! || meh

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You lost me when you said this retarded opinion was from an exorcist.
Demons are a myth for morons.

2/9/2009 2:42:44 AM


Yes, it's a choice. If you find it so disgusting, don't get one. Gosh.

2/9/2009 2:48:14 AM


"president of Human Life International and an exorcist"

Well, there you go, a totally reliable source of good information.

2/9/2009 2:49:47 AM

Doctor Whom

I could use essentially the same ridiculous analogy to "prove" that eating meat, of which your Bible approves, is a demonic industry. Just because you assert that something is like something else, that doesn't mean that you've actually proved anything.

2/9/2009 2:50:14 AM


Authorized by whom?

2/9/2009 2:55:06 AM

Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo

Oh the fucking stupid, it more than burns...

2/9/2009 3:03:41 AM


My Honda is an oyster, and the highway is a bowl of green jelly! Yum!

2/9/2009 3:09:16 AM


Yes! Damn that dogma known as choice... Damn it all, remove the log from your own eye father.

2/9/2009 3:09:35 AM

a mind far far away

Grasping for straws there, aren't we, father?

2/9/2009 3:16:55 AM


I feel the need to point out that this is from a man who symbolically drinks his savior's blood at least once a week.

2/9/2009 3:58:43 AM


Or he's that desparate for business in this economic downturn.

2/9/2009 4:06:30 AM


You know, you lot invented that word, "dogma." When you realized how awful it sounded to the civilized world, you started using it on stuff you didn't like, rather than stuff you did. I think you've forgotten what it means though...

2/9/2009 4:07:12 AM


That's funny, it looked like a normal OBGYN exam room to me...
(not that I've had an abortion, mind you.)

2/9/2009 4:09:07 AM

Your stupidity is so dense it crushes small children

2/9/2009 4:43:32 AM

Your stupidity is so dense it crushes small children

2/9/2009 4:43:33 AM


I think this guy is just looking to boost business in tough times. People just can't afford a nice exorcism these days.

2/9/2009 5:04:56 AM


The comments are just as amazing, especially:

" Bishop Fulton Sheen (whose 'Life if Worth Living' beat out Milton Bearle for the top television slot) told a story of declining an offer of food on an airline flight with the remark "it's Friday, I'm fasting". An attractive woman sitting next to him also declined. "Oh, are you Catholic?" No, she replied, she was a witch and had decided to fast as an offering to satan for abortion. "

2/9/2009 5:18:52 AM

A Friend

agentCDE: don't forget about the symbolic eating of the flesh.

2/9/2009 6:45:19 AM

Anti Choice:Because a woman raped by her brother shouldn't have a choice.

2/9/2009 7:31:44 AM


Does anybody take this dipshit seriously?

2/9/2009 8:39:41 AM


Well, at least with an abortion you get something real for your money. Unlike, say, an exorcism.

2/9/2009 9:10:00 AM

Princess Rot

I really wish fundies would stop throwing around the word "innocent", for that implies the pregnant women is nothing but pure evil and it's as if they're saying: "Oh well, we failed with you, maybe the innocent baaaybeee can live up to our impossible moral perfections."

2/9/2009 10:42:52 AM

So he's a professional actor? That's a nice job.

2/9/2009 11:43:11 AM


While I'm cordial to the generally religious and have no problem with some of their beliefs or practices, Fundies or Exorcists get no respect

Exorcism is a money making joke played on believers. Many curable illnesses have been ignored and many deaths or injuries produced by these pretend wizards.

2/9/2009 12:19:08 PM

Pule Thamex

I'd just like to say that I laugh at fundies everywhere.

2/9/2009 12:36:01 PM
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