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What the fuck does burly truck driving have to do with anything,demon Barber of Matt Street? Your emphasis on that is kind of, um, gay.
Sean was a burly truck driver. Growing up, he always felt something was wrong. He preferred Chick Tracts to Sgt. Rock and didn’t like school or the other things boys were supposed to like. Rather, he got twitterpated by the way
There were others who felt the same way, and a movement was formed. They called themselves “cdesign proponentsists.” They made up fancy, official sounding terms like “intelligent design” and “ireducible complexity” and demanded they be granted special rights and government-mandated benefits.
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As a straight male who does not give a shit about sports, beer, and other things "boys are supposed to like," shit like this pisses me off. Boo.
LOL @ "twitterpated"
seriously, I stopped reading around "the way pantyhose felt against his skin" and started fapping. I know some very fun and sexy crossdressers and transfolk, and have dabbled myself (but I make a butt-ugly woman - think Monty Python ugly)
Get the picture?
Yep, you are an asshole.
Yes I do. You confuse equal rights with rights reserved for only certain groups. You know... like the ones you want reserved for True Christians® and straight people.
You have a good start there recognizing people are actually born like that, but you have yet to recognize they have a right to be like that and live normal, equal lives among the rest of us.
Barber was a sexually insecure loser. Growing up, he always felt that someone was going to laugh at him, so he always took the initiative and bullied someone else. He preferred people fearing him to people befriending him, and didn't like socializing and helping his friends. Rather, he got twitterpated by the way he felt when he was sucker punching nerds that were almost as insecure as he was, and eventually made the self-determination that he was a disembodied asshole trapped in a human's body.
There were others who felt the same way, and a movement was formed. They called themselves “fundamentalist” They made up fancy, official sounding terms like “personal relationship with Jesus” and “raptured away from the mess they never bothered to clean up” and claimed that the people they relentlessly bullied were in fact asking for special rights and government-mandated benefits. One day their leader showed up with several jugs of koolaid. (to be continued...)
Here's the definition of "twitterpated":
Main Entry: twitterpated
I knew it was a real word - I was an English major who specialized in 19th century literature.
Needless to say, it's an archaic term. :)
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J.Matt Barber imagined there was a giant man with a long white beard who lived on clouds. This imaginary man hated homos, so J.Matt Barber, who was so retarded he can't understand the difference between gay and transgender, made up fancy sounding phrases like "special rights". Then a normal person asked him what the special rights were that homos get and J. Matt Barbers head exploded.
"Why do you say you feel 'trapped' in a man's body?"
"Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
Re: twitterpated...rhymes with titillated. Go ahead and use that rhyme when you're spittin'...like
The feel of pantyhose on my skin gets me twitterpated
twitterpated?
Watching Bambi again?
Nice, when I was a kid I liked playing with dolls, cars & garages, teddybears, Star Wars figures, watched TV from Care Bears to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles etc, I was an oaf who used to climb about. I prefer playing computer games that involve shooting (virtual) beings or I fight as a night elf in a MMORPG and would like to be some sort of technician or engineer. I don't like to dress feminine but I don't exactly dress like a guy.
BUT I'm a straight woman who desires a family one day. I dont live as a walking stereotype, which is what you people want to see. Figure that one out.
On the other hand, I have a good friend who is transgendered. She goes through a lot of crap in life because of people like you. It's sad for me to see her suffer like this. Has felt alien in her male body for most of her life. I won't say I fully understand it all. Oh yeah she is into "typical female stuff" (a lot more than me!) but also collect toys, figures and comic books. Again figure it out.
Sorry, all you got right was that my name is Sean and that I like girly stuff. I'm not burly, not a truck driver, not a crossdresser (too fat, ugly, and shy), and not transsexual either (but if you can find me a Spring of Drowned Girl, sign me up). =3
Also, my FtM best friend says fuck you.
"Get the picture?"
Yeah.
Matt Barber 2 things:
First: Transgender folks never asked to be granted "special rights". They just want the same right that "normal people" have (to marry, adopt childrens, have normal inheritance etc...). All those rights you hell breed idiots won't let them have because they are just different.
Second: Tansgender folks wouldn't need "government-mandated benefits" if they weren't discriminated against by assholes like you.
Thirdly: Go DIAF you and your fucking asshole morons babble friends. It's because people like you exists that my girlfriend best friend lives a hell of a life that she didn't deserve (transgenre Male to Female)
Yup, I get the picture; you don't know the first thing about gender identity.
A man "getting twitterpated" by women's clothing is a transvestite, not a transgender person.
Transgender persons are not demanding to be granted "special rights", asshole. The only ones who have special rights are cisgender white males (and to some extent white women). Everyone else (including white women to some extent) have to fight to get a small portion of the rights that white straight males take for granted, and are soooo used to that they don't even see them.
Why not put your money where your mouth is, or rather your feet where theirs are, and check out that "special right" of being pawed at and treated like an object wherever you are. And that's just the easy beginning; "special rights" of straight white women, ya know. image
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