I fear for my kids....my one hope is that we get raptured soon before they get too old to be indoctrinated by the nannystate against my will.....but then that makes me angry....that my only real way out of this is rapture or death.
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This is amusing, considering that religion is born of desperate escapism. Don't start crying just because, even in your crazy escape fantasy, you've thought yourself back into a cage!
"my one hope is that we get raptured soon"
Do you have any fucking idea how insanely stupid that sounds?
Common sense. You lost it.
The nannystate is better than the preacherstate, because we get juice and biscuits every day instead of being popped upside the head.
Rapture or death. oookay.
makes me angry...that my only real way out of this is rapture or death.
Get fucking used to it, mom2four. Nobody gets outta this alive.
I'll simplify it for the poor stupid bitch and whisper in her ear that her only real way out of this consists of only one choice. Death.
The rapture ain't happenin', honey.
Yeah, your god would be proud of you. He once killed virtually all his children by drowning them because they disobeyed him.
On behalf of your kids: Fuck You.
You know, I always find the whining of the nannystate by these people as rather amusing. They scream it every time the government makes a move they don't like, however, they will never hesitate to run to their loathed nanny whenever they have a bitch on about another group. "Nanny, the gays want to play with my toys! Tell them they can't!" "Nanny, the Muslims are looking at me funny, make them stop!" "Nanny, read my book for storytime instead of that one!"
Anon-e-moose
"that my only real way out of this is rapture or death"
Is that like Eddie Izzard's 'Cake or Death'?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY
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As long as your kids choose the 'Cake' option, then you can, frankly, go fuck yourself, mom2four (and everyone else on Ruptured Retards).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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