Masturbation is what I'd like to call, tormenting pleasure. The three second blissful orgasm achieved by masturbation is just as much tormenting as it is pleasurable. Because God never created solo sex. Masturbation often promises the pleasure but can never fulfill your inward void. And the many people that it has imprisoned by its non~threatening lure to satisfy your sexual desires, come to find that the trap is not worth the 3 seconds it took to get it. Trust me, I've been there, and I'd rather have cold, dry sheets than to fondle my self. Two things I've come to know about masturbation is this:
1. It brings shame, and...
2. It is addictive
Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame. I don't have to share with you the thousands of emails of the admittance of this shame because you know all too well since you have experienced it yourself. Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself...Because God never created sex so that you could gratify yourself. The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU.
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you have problems with your sexuality and those 3 seconds you talk about are as worthless (in your view) than the 3 seconds you get with a real partner.
Masturbation does no harm and studies showed that its good for health. The fact that you're ashamed of it is just a social factor just like getting caugh making love with someone would make you shy, theres no reason to be proud to be an "ex-masturbator"
I've never felt the shame bit.
Clearly you're doing something wrong. Since I don't feel the shame, but you do, and the only applicable difference between us is that you are religious and I am not.
I am going to conclude that religion fills you with shame and is self abusive. I suggest you stop it immediately.
"The dictionary defined masturbation as self abuse...the miss use of yourself. The mistreatment, the manipulation, the exploitation of YOU."
Oh yeah, me, I'm so sexy. I'm just gonna treat myself like shit, 'cuz I'm kinky like that. Ooo.
So, if you don't have an inner void then masturbation is pretty much ok. And if masturbation ends in shame then you have something else wrong with your life, besides masturbation.
Also, wtf is with the shirt?
I don't think anyone, anywhere, would have the balls to wear that shirt in public. I'd pay to see it if they did, though.
"God never created solo sex"
So God didn't create everything? So then who created masturbation?
"the trap is not worth the 3 seconds it took to get it"
Traps usually aren't worth it, unless you're into that.
"Most people who have engaged in masturbation know that the culmination of this sexual act ends in shame"
Especially if you can't get off...
Pic related: It's me and my exes.
Who the fuck seriously wears such a shirt?
Bah. Idiotic quixotic pretenders thinking up the probable reactions of other minds. "The ladies will like me because I don't masturbate. This makes me more of a man. And I am so honest and truthful about it. They must love that!"
In humans, whether standing up or lying down, the hands are perilously close to the genitalia. If we were designed by God, if you no doubt believe, then he surely 'designed' us to at least experiment with sex.
So; God, the all knowing and benvolant - didn't want people to masturbate but then fucked up when he made it feel so good?
3 seconds? - you are definately doing it wrong. I can often get hours of pleasure from it and so much fucking bliss!!!
I probably reach much more ecstatic heights having a good wank than you do mentally wanking over your babble
Strange that.
I always find that I'm much more relaxed, more at ease and in general feeling better about myself afterwards. Also I find that I fall asleep easier. I can only conclude that either a) you're doing it wrong, or b) you're just regurgitating idiocies religious nutbags have been spewing for centuries.
3 seconds? WTF?
Rather, WTJO?
Journeyer said:
I always find that I'm much more relaxed, more at ease and in general feeling better about myself afterwards. Also I find that I fall asleep easier. I can only conclude that either a) you're doing it wrong, or b) you're just regurgitating idiocies religious nutbags have been spewing for centuries.
I second that. masturbation is the best cure for insomnia, because I'm usually too wound up to fall asleep.
I am a proud and very experienced masturbator. It feels good, it is always handy, it relieves tension, it helps to sleep and it keeps the prostate healthy. No downside as far as I can see. And your god did create masturbation. If he did not want us to masturbate, he would have made our hands rough as sandpaper. On the other hand, a woman's snatch feels much better.
The three second blissful orgasm achieved
I think we've found the problems with these anti-masturbation people. Hell I can't even get into it in 3 seconds.
Curled up in a fetal position, crying, because your bed is even more empty and you're lonelier than you did before you violated yourself.
Usually I end up in fetal position snoring like an ox.
Oh, and is everyone on the internets a Dr.?
By itself and for the body, it´s as if you were having regular sex, without having the inconvenience of unwanted pregnancy and STDs. The "shame" factor has cultural and sociological implications which have to do with the way you were brought up, not with the act itself.
Go to the coast, Doc. Find the tallest cliffs with the sharpest rocks below, go up to the edge of that cliff, and toss yourself off.
/Finbarr Saunders
Funny, I never got the "shame" memo. Clearly, you have been condition by your culture to be ashamed of pleasure.
I prescribe some good Walt Whitman poetry, specifically "Song of Myself" and the Calamus series.
It only felt shameful when I was a Christian, you fool. Once I left that behind, hot damn, I could finally enjoy. I also find, as others have mentioned, that it's a very good way to relax before falling asleep.
..."three second blissful orgasm achieved by masturbation"...
OK so far I've timed it at 6-7 seconds a time over three sessions.
It depends how I'm feeling about myself and about life. The best orgasms were ones I've had while feeling well and confident about myself. There's the key! Need one ask, therefore, how Dr. Ty feels about himself and his life?
Apparently this guy has never heard of "edging."
Also, I've been jerking it for two decades, with or without a partner, and I've yet to feel "shame" afterward.
You're doing it wrong.
"Two things I've come"
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X3 [/Finbarr Saunders]
"to know about masturbation is this:"
1. It's medically proven to reduce the chances of prostate cancer by 80%
2- It clears the custard, loosens the braces and stiffens the socks [/Spike Milligan]
X3
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