Atheists are anti-Christ. The bible warns us about them. Atheists say they don't believe in God, but I'm beginning to think they worship Satan. That would definitely be a religion.
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We don't believe in Satan either, nimrod.
Wait.. did you just imply that Satan is also a god? 'Cause I think that's a blasphemy or a heresy, isn't it?
honey, we don't believe in any dieties or god like beings, so no, we don't worhship satan.
I pity you and those like you
Atheists do not believe in the existence of supernatural beings. That includes (but is not limited to) God, Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, Jesus, the Holy Ghost, and associate hangers-on such as Satan, Azrael, Michael, Gabriel, etc.
Clue in FFS.
I love how fundies don't realize that they give their Satan the status of a god. He has the abilities and attributes of a god, and they don't admit it. They keep saying he is not a god, but he fits the definition.
I am anti-Christ in the sense that I don't believe the biblical Jesus was/is real. It's the same way that I'm anti-Santa and anti-Bugs Bunny. These characters do not influence my life choices.
My understanding that God is a fiction doesn't mean that I believe in another fiction such as Satan. That would simply be another theism Atheism is without theism.
Yeah atheists really are satanists... but that's okay because satanists are secretly muslim and worship allah and muslims are secretly buddhists who revere the buddha and buddhists are secretly zoroastrians who worship ahura mazda and zoroastrians are secretly jewish and worship the god or abraham, but get this, jews are, in turn, secretly christians who admit jesus is god. So there you go. You exposed the conspiracy. Good job!
it is theareticaly for someone to CLAME to be a athiest. but actualy worshop satan and for this reason i didn't give them a five.
but but an athiest can not worshop satan. because an athiest is somone who nether worshops or beleves in any for of god. or to be
know buy any anyone whohas ever looked the word up in a dictiany or use good logic and diuctive resoning
e.g. "poloythiestics beleve in more and/or worships then one god. monotheistics beleve and is only one god. poloy meens several or haveing several. mono meens one. there for theistic meens beleef in goo. there for theist is some one who beleves in one or more gods of any sort. A when pronounsed "Ae" meens without, not, non, excluding. therfor an athiest is some one who nether belevfes in or worships any for of god"
hmmm are we aloud to edit these? oh hell i can always repost
it is theareticaly for someone to CLAME to be a athiest. but actualy worshop satan and for this reason i didn't give them a five.
but but an athiest can not worshop satan. because an athiest is somone who nether worshops or beleves in any for of god. or to be
know buy any anyone whohas ever looked the word up in a dictiany or use good logic and diuctive resoning
e.g. "poloythiestics beleve in more and/or worships then one god. monotheistics beleve and is only one god. poloy meens several or haveing several. mono meens one. there for theistic meens beleef in goo. there for theist is some one who beleves in one or more gods of any sort. A when pronounsed "Ae" meens without, not, non, excluding. therfor an athiest is some one who nether belevfes in or worships any for of god"
hmmm are we aloud to edit these? oh hell i can always repost
I'm not anti-Christ; we've just never met. If he wants to come over and hang out, he's welcome. It should be interesting, though I don't think he'd be the guy you fundies think he is either. The real, original Jesus probably bears no closer resemblance to his gospel portraits than the competing versions of Socrates in Plato, Xenophon and Aristophanes do to one another.
I agree entirely with Epic Wolf. In fact I go further.
"We are a monotheistic religion! If you don't count Satan, his little wizards, choirs of angels, multitudes of saints, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost. Which we do! Nyah!"
"But, they're all supernatural beings, a lot of whom are worshipped, and all of whom can do miricals and cool shit. Why are they not part of the pan (sorry, uni) theon again?"
"WE ONLY HAVE ONE GOD, LALALALALALALA"
Since it makes no sense to come to this conclusion, yet they all do it, this is obviously drove into their heads from the pulpit (lot of other common bullshit too) It maybe even starts in their Sunday School for kids
No, we worship the Great Athe, He who was not there at the beginning, nor at the middle, nor at the end.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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