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#897198
Old Viking
Relax,ron4jesus. As usual, you misunderstood something.
2/13/2009 3:47:40 AM
#897199
Why can't you take care of this yourself?
2/13/2009 3:47:55 AM
#897206
Dexter
Oh Lord, please satisfy his wish.
MfG
Dexter
2/13/2009 3:52:05 AM
#897208
Illuminatalie
Whine whine whine. You'd never put your sniveling ass in danger or even discomfort for anyone else, despite your pouting declaration that it's worthless anyways.
2/13/2009 3:53:35 AM
#897213
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
Aw, don't be like that, Ron. I want to enjoy more of your insane christian posts. Mocking you and the rest of Rapture Ready really makes my day!
2/13/2009 3:59:55 AM
#897214
Richter
see ya
2/13/2009 3:59:58 AM
#897239
Hobo on the corner
Good riddance
JK
i wish death on none not even a snivelling pompous jeasshole
(jeasshole: Jesus asshole)
2/13/2009 4:11:21 AM
#897244
I second that, Lord...really, please take him!
2/13/2009 4:15:21 AM
#897250
Conspiracy cat is conspiratorial.
2/13/2009 4:17:51 AM
#897255
DevilsChaplain
$20 says we'll find the Raptards dead from rat-poisoned Kool-Aid, laying on beds with purple blankets and Nike sneakers...
2/13/2009 4:21:38 AM
#897258
TheOutsider
Oh jeez. I hate that story so very very very much. Skekulow just flat out LIED about what the bill said. There was absolutely nothing that banned religious worship and he knows it. He just caused a commotion in order to drum up donations.
2/13/2009 4:22:37 AM
#897265
WMDKitty
That'll be fine with us, too.
2/13/2009 4:34:56 AM
#897266
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Blah, blah, blah. Unless the stimulus package includes the authorization for concentration camps for Christians, you are still guilty of bearing false witness towards Obama.
2/13/2009 4:35:01 AM
#897272
Papabear
"LORD get us out of here I can't stand this world no more."
No one is making you stay. Don't you have any high bridges or large-caliber fire arms near where you live?
"It's too crazy for me and I don't understand it anymore."
Perhaps you are too crazy for this world.
I doubt that you ever understood this world.
"My head hurts when I read all this bad news."
Aw, did the newspaper make you think too hard?
"If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me."
No waiting at checkout line number 3.
2/13/2009 4:42:12 AM
#897273
pete
I won't miss ya, Ron. Unfortunately, God doesn't have a gun so, your best hope is an aneurysm or cerebral hemorrhage. Wait a minute, a cerebral hemorrhage wouldn't affect you.
BTW, that's not what the bill says. It simply says that new public spending can't be used to build chapels, or other houses of worship, on public school grounds.
2/13/2009 4:42:46 AM
#897287
LOLWUT
Well, the rapture would be like dying. What's the difference? When you die you go to heaven. When you're raptured, you go to heaven.
2/13/2009 4:51:43 AM
#897288
Random Man
You can take you in death. ; )
2/13/2009 4:51:45 AM
#897311
QT
WAHHH! Complex things make my head hurt! I'd rather die than understand them!
2/13/2009 5:03:00 AM
#897315
DaMentalFunism
When the waaaaaambulance arrived, it was too late for ron4jesus.
2/13/2009 5:09:07 AM
#897318
Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo
ron, I'd be happy to assist with that
2/13/2009 5:13:28 AM
#897324
Osiris
Didn't Jesus say that Christians should practice their faith in PRIVATE?
2/13/2009 5:18:59 AM
#897329
Do any of you Rapture Ready idiots have basic reading comprehension skills? You are living proof of why homeschooling is a failure for so many.
Assuming that sky-daddy is real why would he want you losers spending time, hell, eternity with him. Ready yourselves for stupid hell.
2/13/2009 5:21:48 AM
#897333
werewolf
May your god grant you your wish speedily.
I kid. Your god doesn't exist, silly. It's all in your mind.
2/13/2009 5:25:20 AM
#897338
zaatheist
Great! Do us all a favour and go top yourself.
2/13/2009 5:29:45 AM
#897342
Beltaine
"If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me. "
Remember...god helps those who help themselves.
2/13/2009 5:33:04 AM
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