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Relax,ron4jesus. As usual, you misunderstood something.
2/13/2009 3:47:40 AM
Why can't you take care of this yourself?
2/13/2009 3:47:55 AM
Oh Lord, please satisfy his wish.
2/13/2009 3:52:05 AM
Whine whine whine. You'd never put your sniveling ass in danger or even discomfort for anyone else, despite your pouting declaration that it's worthless anyways.
2/13/2009 3:53:35 AM
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
Aw, don't be like that, Ron. I want to enjoy more of your insane christian posts. Mocking you and the rest of Rapture Ready really makes my day!
2/13/2009 3:59:55 AM
2/13/2009 3:59:58 AM
Hobo on the corner
i wish death on none not even a snivelling pompous jeasshole
(jeasshole: Jesus asshole)
2/13/2009 4:11:21 AM
I second that, Lord...really, please take him!
2/13/2009 4:15:21 AM
Conspiracy cat is conspiratorial.
2/13/2009 4:17:51 AM
$20 says we'll find the Raptards dead from rat-poisoned Kool-Aid, laying on beds with purple blankets and Nike sneakers...
2/13/2009 4:21:38 AM
Oh jeez. I hate that story so very very very much. Skekulow just flat out LIED about what the bill said. There was absolutely nothing that banned religious worship and he knows it. He just caused a commotion in order to drum up donations.
2/13/2009 4:22:37 AM
That'll be fine with us, too.
2/13/2009 4:34:56 AM
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Blah, blah, blah. Unless the stimulus package includes the authorization for concentration camps for Christians, you are still guilty of bearing false witness towards Obama.
2/13/2009 4:35:01 AM
"LORD get us out of here I can't stand this world no more."
No one is making you stay. Don't you have any high bridges or large-caliber fire arms near where you live?
"It's too crazy for me and I don't understand it anymore."
Perhaps you are too crazy for this world.
I doubt that you ever understood this world.
"My head hurts when I read all this bad news."
Aw, did the newspaper make you think too hard?
"If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me."
No waiting at checkout line number 3.
2/13/2009 4:42:12 AM
I won't miss ya, Ron. Unfortunately, God doesn't have a gun so, your best hope is an aneurysm or cerebral hemorrhage. Wait a minute, a cerebral hemorrhage wouldn't affect you.
BTW, that's not what the bill says. It simply says that new public spending can't be used to build chapels, or other houses of worship, on public school grounds.
2/13/2009 4:42:46 AM
Well, the rapture would be like dying. What's the difference? When you die you go to heaven. When you're raptured, you go to heaven.
2/13/2009 4:51:43 AM
You can take you in death. ; )
2/13/2009 4:51:45 AM
WAHHH! Complex things make my head hurt! I'd rather die than understand them!
2/13/2009 5:03:00 AM
When the waaaaaambulance arrived, it was too late for ron4jesus.
2/13/2009 5:09:07 AM
Potentate Argyros of the Gaystapo
ron, I'd be happy to assist with that
2/13/2009 5:13:28 AM
Didn't Jesus say that Christians should practice their faith in PRIVATE?
2/13/2009 5:18:59 AM
Do any of you Rapture Ready idiots have basic reading comprehension skills? You are living proof of why homeschooling is a failure for so many.
Assuming that sky-daddy is real why would he want you losers spending time, hell, eternity with him. Ready yourselves for stupid hell.
2/13/2009 5:21:48 AM
May your god grant you your wish speedily.
I kid. Your god doesn't exist, silly. It's all in your mind.
2/13/2009 5:25:20 AM
Great! Do us all a favour and go top yourself.
2/13/2009 5:29:45 AM
"If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me. "
Remember...god helps those who help themselves.
2/13/2009 5:33:04 AM
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