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Quote# 58569

[Re: "Stimulus bill to ban religious worship on capuses" (so they claim)]

LORD get us out of here I can't stand this world no more. It's too crazy for me and I don't understand it anymore. My head hurts when I read all this bad news. If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [2/13/2009 3:45:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Blago's Hair
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#897344
Sasha

Fine with me, too, ron. Show of hands?

2/13/2009 5:35:12 AM

#897376
Brain_In_A_Jar

You can see why their twisted religion has evolved to classify suicide as a sin - any variant that didn't probably wouldn't survive for even one generation.

2/13/2009 6:29:42 AM

#897381


If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me.

Trust me on this, I have no complaints if that happens either. One less retard is just A-Ok with me!

2/13/2009 6:35:33 AM

#897387
Thejebusfire

"If you take me tonight in death it's fine with me. "

I thought suicide was a sin.

2/13/2009 6:43:07 AM

#897406
atheist crusader

and so say all of us, if you die tonight it'll be fine with us too.

2/13/2009 7:10:49 AM

#897420


ahhh ron4jesus. fap fap fap

2/13/2009 7:24:20 AM

#897439
aaa

Deal with it, kid. Life hasn't kicked the overdrive in yet.

2/13/2009 7:42:06 AM

#897466
Friend of Satan

Life wouldn't be the same without your ridiculously histrionic and unintentionally comedic posts Ron. Please don't go.

2/13/2009 8:38:51 AM

#897482
DaMentalFunism

Oh but ron4jesus you're one of our favourites!

2/13/2009 9:05:10 AM

#897493


And I thought you guys were against euthanasia...

2/13/2009 9:15:56 AM

#897514
Ostravan

Rapture Ready - where brain cells (and the truth) go to die.

2/13/2009 9:32:00 AM

#897531
LDM

What does religious worship have to do with the economy?

Sounds to me like Sekoluw's just trying to pick up donations so he can pay for another nose job.

2/13/2009 9:40:48 AM

#897585
ToE the line

If he takes you tonight - it is fine with me too.

Empathy with a fundie - who'd have thunk!!!!

2/13/2009 10:58:40 AM

#897610
Pule Thamex

Ron bear-up. I don't want you to go. I for one would miss you. All this talk of death and satan and hell is driving you people mad. Time to be level-headed.

Love and peace, Pule.

2/13/2009 11:27:09 AM

#897622


It's fine with me too.

2/13/2009 11:36:30 AM

#897669
Mister Spak

Can you take Ann Coulter with you?

2/13/2009 12:28:36 PM

#897689
CatAnon

Begging an invisible man to kill you won't make a bit of difference.

2/13/2009 12:48:57 PM

#897713
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Ah, another fine example of the purpose-filled life that fundies claim non-believers lack.

2/13/2009 1:08:34 PM

#897741
WWWWolf

But that's not what you're really praying for, is it? You're not literally wishing for the God to take you to the heaven - you're posting on a web board in faint hopes that people who read it will change the society to the point that you can "understand" it again. This is no prayer; it's a political statement.

If you have such a strong personal relationship with God, how about asking them directly to fix things? You know, ask for *positive* things?

2/13/2009 1:34:09 PM

#897743
TheReligiousCommie

[Kool-aid man bursts through the wall]

OH YEEAAH!

2/13/2009 1:34:45 PM

#897747
Lucretius

Even from the extrmely biased WND report all I can see is that predominantly 'religious' buildings on campuses will not recieve funding for repairs.
Imagine if this was not in place and the first building to be repaired with public money was used by Muslims, the fundies would be up in arms about that as well.

2/13/2009 1:39:14 PM

#897764
spaceamoeba

While the guy is clearly a butthole, I don't wish death on him.

What I wish for is for the guy to see sense.

WWWWolf: In fact one step further is for these people to do those positive things in the name of their god rather than just pray, as directed by their messiah. Helping the poor, sick, hungry etc.

2/13/2009 1:55:39 PM

#897769
stoat100

Can we somehow convince RR that suicide is not, in fact, a sin? They don't seem to like this planet very much

2/13/2009 1:58:13 PM

#897771
Space Helicopter

Has it ever dawned on one of these guys that they're a bunch of cowards?

Seriously, if someone could find one example that would put my heart at ease.

2/13/2009 1:59:01 PM

#897828
Xotan

So will Ron's prayer be answered by his god? I doubt it somehow.

2/13/2009 2:43:01 PM
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