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Who do you think even made possible your life on earth, Halruaa? Did man create himself? I wonder when you're in a life or death situation that you can't get yourself out of, whom you'll call on to save you.

Carico, Christian Forums 21 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#165400
mrsyoungie

911 maybe?

2/20/2007 1:12:57 PM
#165406
Malicious Bloke

GHOSTBUSTERS!

2/20/2007 1:46:35 PM
#165407
adrianinflorida

Certainly not the imaginary god that lives in the sky.

2/20/2007 1:48:29 PM
#165417
Raggy

Who do you think even made possible your life on earth, Halruaa? Did man create himself?

Sigh, OK Carico, let me tell you about the birds and the bee's...

I wonder when you're in a life or death situation that you can't get yourself out of, whom you'll call on to save you.

Nice of God to put him in that situation in the first place. Real nice.

2/20/2007 3:11:59 PM
#165418
Wise Son

I'm not a religious man, but if you're up there somewhere... SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!

2/20/2007 3:15:19 PM
#165503
fuzon

I suppose at that point I'll have to acknowledge my mortality, then, won't I?

2/20/2007 7:31:23 PM
#166994
JP

You know, sometimes when I'm a really bad spot, it bums me out that no one is going to magically save me. That doens't change the fact that no one is.

2/21/2007 9:18:05 PM
#167083
Matty The Red


2/21/2007 11:39:27 PM
#240587
Salvador

Nobody. I'll try to avoid the situation in the first place.

5/28/2007 10:55:39 PM
#240597
anti-nonsense

A friend, 911, or if I can't do anything about it, I will just have to die. i certainly won't be asking for help from an imaginary guy in the sky, because that's just a waste of time and energy.

5/28/2007 11:01:31 PM
#240743
icecold

No man did not create himself, granted the species sure likes to fuck (oh the horror). However, man created god and he sure ass hell isn't going to save your sorry ass. Although, if you could provide evidence.....

5/29/2007 1:21:25 AM
#308368


God had to create himself. Well, something HAD to create itself sometime.

10/12/2007 12:02:37 PM
#308393
King Duncan

I'd call on spiderman.
Everybody gets one.

10/12/2007 12:40:38 PM
#308440
Giga Guess

I can't speak for life and death, but in times of despair, or when great strength is needed, I've never prayed for it. I've looked within. Why do these people think mankind is so weak and pitiful? Man is capable of great feats, if we simply use the strength we have. Sky Daddy has nothing to do with that.

10/12/2007 1:23:57 PM
#308479
Mr. Saturday

I call on MacGyver. I trust him more than Jesus.

10/12/2007 1:47:06 PM
#308512
cyborgtroy

Zeus, Buddha, one of you do something! Satan, you owe me!

10/12/2007 3:09:19 PM
#308513
cyborgtroy

Or I could accept my mortality, [After all, I was not created perfect, humans are still evolving] thank the world for how good my life had been up until I started to be on the way to dying, then get out a notepad and take notes on the afterlife. I think you will find that you were wrong.

10/12/2007 3:11:26 PM
#312012
Brian X

Depends on the situation, Carico. Hopefully 911. Plus I'm a ham radio op so out in the middle of nowhere I might be able to wing a mayday and an APRS message off a satellite.

10/17/2007 1:41:13 AM
#623486
Hakar

Yes, religion is based on despair.

8/9/2008 4:38:23 PM
#1260084
ppenguinator

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!

2/23/2011 2:53:19 PM
#1260111
TWoozl

Medics, police or fire department as appropriate. The military, in case the little green men are getting uppity, though we all know how those scenarios end. Rayguns, then suddenly out of nowhere, a doe-eyed teenager has a Brilliant Idea(tm) to save the day. So I suppose in that last scenario, I'd just call on the local college population.

2/23/2011 4:31:03 PM
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