[Satanic message when Stairway to Heaven is played backwards]
Interesting thing. Forwards is the right arrow. Reverse is left. Jesus is a the the right hand of Our Father. The devil is suppose to be left handed. Left wing people are radicals, and
it seems that right is right (correct) and those who don't make it to heaven are "left behind"
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OMG ARRGGHH SATANIC PANIC!!11!!!!111
Go play the Pokemon song backwards.
I'm not surprised, it's youtube.
Damn. Just damn. Not for a second did you stop to think that people make languages and since, historically speaking, there were always more right-handed people, it might, just might, had had a little influence on the language they spoke?
What bollocks.
Utter fail.
Oh my dear god these people are gullible. English is the official language of heaven I guess.
The devil is suppose to be left handed.
Yes, and lazy worthless asswipes like yourself made life hell for them for centuries, for no other reason but that you felt like it, and since you weren't left handed yourself it didn't seem wrong to punish those that were, because they were. It's almost forgotten now, but I actually know someone who was sent to quack-psychiatrists in the 50s because his parents felt he was left handed and that needed to be 'fixed'.
And the backward message thing is for people with too much time on their hands.
right is right (correct) and those who don't make it to heaven are "left behind"
You'll have to wait till the Divine Election to find out which political ideology is the One True Ideology.
I love Zep as much as the next guy, but between the four of them, I doubt they have the brain power to open an orange juice carton, much less imbed backwards messages into pop songs. (I think those cartons that have the screw top in the side of the paper carton were actually a gift to Jimmy Page from Tropicana
And when he received it he got confused, played a killer guitar solo using the carton as a pick, then tried to make a bong out of it.)
I would also like to point out as further evidence of Led Zeppelin’s lack of ability to toy with lyrics the fact that the song “Ramble On” refers to characters from the hobbit. Lame. Somehow I doubt these guys were organizing Satan’s army. Not unless Satan’s army includes hobbits and muppits.
Ned Flanders is a lefty.
OMFG!!!11!22!!
Left handed people are possessed by Satan!
Whoa, I never like when we go back in time 400 years. It's so unsettling.
Not everyone reads from left to right, some languages are from right to left. They might well have the arrows in the opposite direction.
Left-wings people are radicals, just as right-wing people are fascists.
The French word for left is "sinistre", like sinister as in evil...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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