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I saw a seagull writing in binary to me... Explain that!
2/14/2009 4:51:15 AM
Lying for Jesus.
2/14/2009 4:52:25 AM
I saw a flamingo write in Braille
2/14/2009 4:54:27 AM
Yeah? There’s a crow outside my window talking to me in English. Foul mouthed little bastard too, "Fark, Fark, Fark..."
2/14/2009 4:55:55 AM
Big deal, dogs talk all the time.
Oh and you might want to get that hearing voices thing checked out. There's medications that will stop that now.
2/14/2009 5:02:23 AM
"I was in my bedroom one night and I was getting really wound up about something or other."
I know the feeling!
2/14/2009 5:05:22 AM
Sounds like schizophrenia. Seek medical attention.
2/14/2009 5:06:20 AM
That really is a big load of crap you have written. And you know you made it up to impress your fundie friends. You are telling big whoppers for Jesus. Explain that!
Or, naughty, naughty, have you been smoking something illegal?
2/14/2009 5:09:29 AM
a mind far far away
Let me tell you a story
He left out the parts where he was licking funny stamps right before each of these episodes.
2/14/2009 5:11:20 AM
The guy said to stay away from the brown acid, man.
2/14/2009 5:11:49 AM
"This dove was so real I could see every little detail of it- the wings, the feathers, the beak."
The fact that your hallucinations are so vivid is not good for your prognosis. Seek medical attention immediately.
2/14/2009 5:15:14 AM
Visual and auditory hallucinations. Sounds like a psychotic disorder.
2/14/2009 5:20:53 AM
This isnt suggestive at all...
2/14/2009 5:21:16 AM
Three letters: LSD.
2/14/2009 5:22:10 AM
Hallucinating for Jeebus proves God is teh REELZ!!
2/14/2009 5:26:37 AM
I've had hallucinations that were "so real I could see every little detail" of them. Entheogens FTW!
2/14/2009 5:29:14 AM
Right now, I hear a clear voice screaming, "BULLSHIT!".
2/14/2009 5:40:36 AM
When I was 10, God appeared to me as a small hurricane made of diamonds coming out of my ceiling. No, I wasn't on acid, and no, that doesn't prove God exists.
2/14/2009 5:42:23 AM
Buy better LSD next time. Two bad trips = change dealers.
2/14/2009 5:50:37 AM
2/14/2009 5:51:31 AM
Two words: delusional psychosis.
Get some help.
2/14/2009 6:02:10 AM
Acid, it's a hell of a drug.
2/14/2009 6:09:27 AM
You're insane. Seek medical help immediately.
2/14/2009 6:27:06 AM
You are insane. That sums it up nicely.
2/14/2009 6:43:37 AM
ToE the line
How did you know it was a male dove? What happened when you went to "him"?
2/14/2009 6:44:41 AM
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