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Let me tell you a story...well. two actually.


I was in my bedroom one night and I was getting really wound up about something or other. I remember praying about it and hearing a CLEAR voice telling me to read Ecclesiastes 3:1. I did so and found that the passage was telling me exactly what to do in my situation- that there is a time to do everything and that I should not worry.

The second story is when I was away with the worship band and I was in the dorm room praying. All of a sudden I saw the form of a dove. This dove began to talk to me in Hebrew (I understand a little Hebrew) telling me to come to Him and that I should not be afraid to do so.
This dove was so real I could see every little detail of it- the wings, the feathers, the beak.


Explain that!

BernardAlbrecht, Harmony Central 71 Comments [2/14/2009 4:46:23 AM]
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#899425
Doug

If a dove ever talks to me in Hebrew (or anything else!) I'm off to see a psychiatrist!

2/14/2009 4:02:11 PM

#899451
484

"Explain that!"

Delusional Schizophrenia

2/14/2009 4:33:04 PM

#899515
Atheist In A Foxhole

Explain that!

Easy you are either lying or had a hallucination. Neither are uncommon.

I go with the lies because I like how you dip in and out of vagueness in your recount....

2/14/2009 5:51:20 PM

#899590
Xotan

Gam ani m'daber b'Ivrit....

So this bird spoke? And you think it was a dove? Could it possibly have been a mynah?

2/14/2009 7:22:38 PM

#899638
Pule Thamex

OK. You're a delusional wanker.

2/14/2009 8:46:03 PM

#899647
Morrigan

Now i wouldn't be able to explain that correctly, so I will let your psychiatrist do it.

2/14/2009 8:55:53 PM

#899675
Elphada

"Explain that!"

OK, too many pain meds or pot or both.

2/14/2009 9:18:37 PM

#899676
Spaceamoeba

What have you been taking?

Maybe it's too much alcohol and too much over the counter medication...

2/14/2009 9:19:22 PM

#899680
Wottock C. Hunt

"Explain that!"

Easy: you're insane. Seek help.

2/14/2009 9:20:15 PM

#899713
Old Viking

Explain that!

Explain it? Hell, I don't even want to think about it.

2/14/2009 9:41:43 PM

#900079
Pie Man

Lying or crazy.

2/15/2009 2:45:57 AM

#900232
Insanity

Ummm... you need to see a doctor about this, you are seeing things, make sure the medication that you are using isn't causing that.

2/15/2009 4:21:54 AM

#900470
Mr Blur

Why didn't The Voice just tell you what to do (isn't that what you really want, after all)? Why did you have to read the Babble first?

2/15/2009 9:52:02 AM

#900672
God

@BernardAlbrecht:

There are people reading the Qur'an claiming similar things about their scriptures.

Explain that!

2/15/2009 2:15:45 PM

#900986
anonymous

You really don't need LSD, etc. to hallucinate like that. I do it all the time with my un-aided mind. Though, I *know* I'm seeing things not there. I just have a very good imagination. Bernard here has a tenuous grasp on reality.

2/15/2009 7:14:17 PM

#901234
bob

psychosis.

2/15/2009 10:55:04 PM

#901777
Iczer-04

ohh look my toaster is talking to me and it says you are an idiot!

2/16/2009 9:32:56 AM

#950452
The King

Drugs/lies/both.

5/3/2009 2:34:26 PM

#1017018
airee


The second story is when I was away with the worship band and I was in the dorm room praying. All of a sudden I saw the form of a MONKEY. This MONKEY began to talk to me in KLINGON (I understand a little KLINGON) telling me to come to HER and that I should not be afraid to do so.
This MONKEY was so real I could see every little detail of it- the BANANA, the POO, the TAIL.

EXPLAIN THAT.


(fix'd.)

9/3/2009 3:00:57 AM

#1137296
Kisare

...someone's delusional

3/23/2010 6:47:28 PM

#1268570
Quantum Mechanic

"Explain that!"

Schizophrenia.
Take your meds.

3/18/2011 1:26:35 PM
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