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If a dove ever talks to me in Hebrew (or anything else!) I'm off to see a psychiatrist!
2/14/2009 4:02:11 PM
2/14/2009 4:33:04 PM
Atheist In A Foxhole
Easy you are either lying or had a hallucination. Neither are uncommon.
I go with the lies because I like how you dip in and out of vagueness in your recount....
2/14/2009 5:51:20 PM
Gam ani m'daber b'Ivrit....
So this bird spoke? And you think it was a dove? Could it possibly have been a mynah?
2/14/2009 7:22:38 PM
OK. You're a delusional wanker.
2/14/2009 8:46:03 PM
Now i wouldn't be able to explain that correctly, so I will let your psychiatrist do it.
2/14/2009 8:55:53 PM
OK, too many pain meds or pot or both.
2/14/2009 9:18:37 PM
What have you been taking?
Maybe it's too much alcohol and too much over the counter medication...
2/14/2009 9:19:22 PM
Wottock C. Hunt
Easy: you're insane. Seek help.
2/14/2009 9:20:15 PM
Explain it? Hell, I don't even want to think about it.
2/14/2009 9:41:43 PM
Lying or crazy.
2/15/2009 2:45:57 AM
Ummm... you need to see a doctor about this, you are seeing things, make sure the medication that you are using isn't causing that.
2/15/2009 4:21:54 AM
Why didn't The Voice just tell you what to do (isn't that what you really want, after all)? Why did you have to read the Babble first?
2/15/2009 9:52:02 AM
There are people reading the Qur'an claiming similar things about their scriptures.
2/15/2009 2:15:45 PM
You really don't need LSD, etc. to hallucinate like that. I do it all the time with my un-aided mind. Though, I *know* I'm seeing things not there. I just have a very good imagination. Bernard here has a tenuous grasp on reality.
2/15/2009 7:14:17 PM
2/15/2009 10:55:04 PM
ohh look my toaster is talking to me and it says you are an idiot!
2/16/2009 9:32:56 AM
5/3/2009 2:34:26 PM
The second story is when I was away with the worship band and I was in the dorm room praying. All of a sudden I saw the form of a MONKEY. This MONKEY began to talk to me in KLINGON (I understand a little KLINGON) telling me to come to HER and that I should not be afraid to do so.
This MONKEY was so real I could see every little detail of it- the BANANA, the POO, the TAIL.
9/3/2009 3:00:57 AM
3/23/2010 6:47:28 PM
Take your meds.
3/18/2011 1:26:35 PM
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