Quote# 5875

O ye of little faith!... Look, it's quite simple: First, a bunch of space goop got together because of magnetic attraction. Then it got wet. Then the wet enlarged, because of the heat from the Sun, into an ocean. Then lightning (probably from the Sun) hit the ocean and caused some of the little squiggly things to come to life. Then a few of them, through natural selection, crawled out onto the beach. Then those that were stronger survived, and became marsupials and antphibians. Then they fought and some died and some reproduced, and the results were called higher Neanderthals. Then they became men with souls and stuff. How? Well, somethng else happened.

Raphael, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Yes, something else did happen, but its not what you think...

Seriously, wet space goop WTF.

2/27/2007 10:22:54 PM


\"the wet enlarged\"??? \"little squiggly things\"??? I'm assuming that was a poor attempt at sarcasm.

2/27/2007 10:59:43 PM


There are so many things wrong with that post I don't know where to begin.

I'll start by asking for proof that the soul exists.

2/27/2007 11:04:59 PM


There's so many of these types of posts. It's strange... they act as if it's really hard to get hold of a book or info on evolution. It's not as if they're banned (though in some fundie communities.. maybe.. I don't know). If they had any common sense they'd know wilful ignorance of the facts is not insulting to people who acknowledge evolution, it's only further evidence of their blinkered mindset and inability to absorb anything not related to their particular dogma.

Here's a link to uncomplicated info for any fundies looking in:

Beginners Guide to Evolution

Futile I know.. but hey, I'm drunk.

2/27/2007 11:49:18 PM

Captain Janeway


2/28/2007 12:05:00 AM


I get the feeling being drunk is the only way I'm going to be able to understand these guys. Why oh why can't they just read a few things? It's all right there? I just don't understand why it's all so hard for them. Oh, I give up.

2/28/2007 12:20:58 AM


Lightning comes from the sun, eh? Your knowledge of science is quite impressive.

4/24/2008 5:06:51 PM


Well....this sounds like the plot for the cartoon account of the history of the world. Granted, it's closer than a lot of them manage to do.

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