"Imagine all the noise and the stench and smoke and the abject squalor and the horrid awful incessant torture, a huge place constructed for a hundred billion hideous people screaming and moaning and gargling their own blood.
Meanwhile church folks up in heaven laughing and calling down to us atheists "I told you so."
And all the toilets in heaven flush into holy divine pipes, and all that poop is piped to hell, where it is heated to 500 degess and dumped on the atheists.
That's basically what God will have going on for all eternity, and he'll never get tired of it.
Hot-damn!"
You go right ahead. Approach a big Hollywood producer, and pitch that idea; h e y, why not use your exact words above, verbatim?!
Now, I'm no Nostradamus, but I think I know what the result would be, even if [/Spartan Laconic Wit] such a project could come to fruition (hell, even via Mel Gibson's Icon Films; "Passion of the Christ", and all that jazz), methinks these examples would be akin to what'd happen:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind:_The_Movie
Budget $4,000,000
Box office $4,224,065
Compared to, say...:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28film_series%29
Budget Total (8 films):
$1,155,000,000
Box office Total (8 films):
$7,706,147,978
"Avatar" made over $1 billion in just 17 days.
PROTIP: Bruce Almighty:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Almighty
Budget $81 million
Box office $484,592,874
Then the sequel "Evan Almighty":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Almighty
Budget $175 million
Box office $173,418,781
The phrase 'Sex Sells'. It exists for a reason. So does Sci-Fi & Fantasy, it seems.
Religion doesn't.
Another phrase is appropriate here: 'You do the maths.'
So again. Pitch that idea. Good luck with that.