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#899776
because Lord knows nobody committed crimes while drunk before 7-11 came along.
FUCK YOU 7-11~ YOU RUINED AMERICA, GOD FUCKIT!
2/14/2009 10:37:02 PM
#899784
BobsOldSocks
"IMHO..."
When someone starts a sentence with "in my humble opinion" you can be damn sure the opinion is neither humble nor theirs.
"We could shop or pump our own gas (for the first time) from 7:00 am until 11:00 pm. Even mainstream stores like Safeway had closing and opening times."
Hmmm, I'm not conversant with the minutae of US convenience stores but isn't "from 7:00 am until 11:00 pm." closing and opening times? Do at least *try* to follow your own argument.
"that was about the time that youth began to rebel and disrespect the "old ways" of their parents."
If you never tried to "rebel" against your parents then you must have been a very strange teenager. Kids today are no better or worse than they were in the 60s and in fact, I reckon it's time they were given a break from sanctimonious, self-righteous wankers like you.
2/14/2009 10:44:08 PM
#899785
Elm
So crime began when 7-11 sprouted, so what were we doing before then?
2/14/2009 10:47:13 PM
#899792
@GetSavedNow,
I missed that chapter in the bible where Jesus gave the sermon on "thou shalt curse at unbelievers". Can you give the cite for that, sweetie?
2/14/2009 10:51:40 PM
#899801
jesus-face tortilla
I thought the name 7-11 was a reference to lucky numbers and the great game of craps.
Also, it wasn't Socrates who complained about unruly kids... he was executed for corrupting the youth and causing them to question established moral and religious practices.
2/14/2009 11:02:41 PM
#899802
The Jamo
"Just my opinion......"
Yeah, too bad nobody cares, right?
2/14/2009 11:03:05 PM
#899805
WMDKitty
So, doing things for yourself (and saving money, cuz you don't have to *pay* someone else to do it) is evil? Huh... who knew my parents were pushing me to be evil. They always called it "independence".
2/14/2009 11:04:40 PM
#899806
Old Viking
Pirates.
2/14/2009 11:07:28 PM
#899812
Affine Connection
The Southland Corporation is responsible for all that?
Wow man.
Far out.
2/14/2009 11:16:16 PM
#899820
atrasicarius
We need to make a game where someone puts a quote up and people try to guess the source.
2/14/2009 11:19:36 PM
#899829
toth
I...uh...what? Well, points for originality, I guess...
2/14/2009 11:29:08 PM
#899832
Philbert McAdamia
that was about the time that youth began to rebel and disrespect the "old ways" of their parents.
Then why were the kids to be stoned to death per the babbble? Just for the shiggles?
2/14/2009 11:37:05 PM
#899837
Big Jilm
"give me convenience or give me death!"
-Jello
2/14/2009 11:39:49 PM
#899849
dg
Um ... what about the 'rebellious youth' of the Roaring Twenties? Our society's gone through cycles of liberalism and conservatism for centuries: the Puritans, then the American Revolution and Enlightenment, then the more laid-back 'Era of Good Feelings', then a brief period of reform in the 1830s and 40s, then the Civil War and the Gilded Age, then the reform and populist movements started another liberal period culminating in the Roaring Twenties, then the Great Depression, WWII, and the more staid 50s, then the 60s and 70s' liberal period, then the current era. It's not new; the ways it's expressed are just different.
@LOLWUT: And Hesiod, several centuries before <i>that</i>. I wonder how long till someone turns up a Sumerian cuneiform text grumbling about it...
2/14/2009 11:48:18 PM
#899850
Pule Thamex
Are all your opinions as worthless as that?
2/14/2009 11:48:47 PM
#899851
My Favorite Henchman
I'm sorry, the proper fundy answer was "when they took prayer from the schools due to that athieest bitch Ohare"...
We would have also accepted "when they kicked Gawd outa the schools."
Better luck next time, and thanks for playing!
2/14/2009 11:49:11 PM
#899875
SWGM
I lol'd!
2/15/2009 12:14:30 AM
#899900
Wilhelm
You know, he/she/it um... heshit... is right. I remember the first time I was allowed to pump gas. I can't even begin to describe the evil I felt welling up inside me. Add to that the fact that 7-11 has condoms and travel size aspirin next to each other behind the counter, and you have the makings of mobile fornication. Don't get me started about the No-Doz - just makes people want to fornicate when the lord thinks they should be asleep. Cum soon, lawd Jeeebus!
2/15/2009 12:36:31 AM
#899905
anonymous
"that was about the time that youth began to rebel and disrespect the "old ways" of their parents."
We've been doing that since the dawn of time.
2/15/2009 12:40:24 AM
#899907
El_Generalissimo
I've heard the end of the world blamed on a lot of weird shit, but 7-11's?! Jesus Christ that doesn't just take the biscuit, that takes the whole fucking tin and scoffs it right down it's fat mouth.
2/15/2009 12:42:01 AM
#899916
The Lazy One
7-11? What the heck?
I get coffee from 7-11 all the time and I haven't become a crazy mass murderer.
Fundies are weird.
2/15/2009 12:52:48 AM
#899928
Mike
You're nuts.
2/15/2009 1:16:27 AM
#899931
szaleniec
I want to say Poe, but can't be arsed wading through that cesspit looking for his other posts to compare.
2/15/2009 1:21:26 AM
#899942
xplicit_UK
I'm actually quite glad I grew up in the 80s. At least that means I'll never look back at my youth as "the good old days". 21st century FTW.
2/15/2009 1:43:51 AM
#900045
QT
Yes, that's right. All the (imaginary) moral degeneration in the United States has been caused by 7-11 stores. Dumbass.
2/15/2009 2:34:49 AM
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