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#900099
Thinking Allowed
Good thing I like to go to Circle K.
2/15/2009 2:54:25 AM
#900118
Mister Spak
No, it started when the Woolworths chain opened in the 1920s, thus heralding the antichrist, who will be here any minute now with his beast marks . . .
2/15/2009 3:03:02 AM
#900119
Porky Pine
So atheism is off the hook now?
2/15/2009 3:03:33 AM
#900243
zits
If your cheese is pan fried by 7/11's, oh Man you need to AVOID looking too close at the INTERNET cuz you know the youth are looking at that screen...
2/15/2009 4:29:54 AM
#900260
THIS is why I love RaptureReady!
2/15/2009 4:39:46 AM
#900359
Dr. Funkenstein
A fresh, if retarded, thought from RR.
2/15/2009 6:11:02 AM
#900375
Fishcakes
That cracks my shit up, seriously.
2/15/2009 6:39:01 AM
#900378
JustinGG
7-11 is the anti-christ?
2/15/2009 6:46:28 AM
#900392
1BurningStake
Blackvoice
I don't even know what a 7-11 is...
I'm guessing you don't live in the US, then. They're a chain of convenience stores across the US--even seen The Simpsons and the Quik-E-Mart where Apu works? It's a parody of 7-11, basically.
(Good point, WMD Kitty!)
I mean, yes they promote independence in the sense that they're open 24-7 so I can go in and buy creamer for my coffee anytime I want--must be because I'm a woman then, and independence for women is TEH DEBIL.
2/15/2009 7:14:00 AM
#900394
cyvr
LUVSLAMAS - Can I buy some pot from you??
2/15/2009 7:22:54 AM
#900579
Bill O'R'lyeh
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
That is the funniest thing I've ever read. WTG, rapture bastards!
2/15/2009 12:41:19 PM
#901058
anonymous
Americans can no longer pump their own gas? Is that true?
2/15/2009 8:19:43 PM
#901664
Antichrist
I've heard the same argument said about the car. That one made a hell of a lot more sense.
Then again
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
~ SOCRATES
2/16/2009 6:57:59 AM
#901933
Canadiest
These people should watch the Turner Networks old movies more. It's like a film history of America and 20's 30's and 40's movies show a society remarkably like todays. They even had a Taboo Gay film week.
2/16/2009 2:07:56 PM
#901959
Lila
Of course, before the 7-11 came to town, grandpappy's still was open 24/7 and the homegrown tobaccy was always a-hangin' in the barn...
Who ARE these people?? How do you get this stupid??
Oh...wait...
2/16/2009 2:40:17 PM
#903290
JT
>>>who runs most of the 7-11s?? Mooossslims!
No, Hindus. Muslims drive cabs and open Hookah Bars. With purple curtains. And fake rock fountains.
2/17/2009 1:14:13 PM
#903300
JT
>>>grandpappy's still was open 24/7 and the homegrown tobaccy was always a-hangin' in the barn
Those were the days...
2/17/2009 1:19:10 PM
#1358240
Sentry Gun
Huh... Could it be that YEC do not recognize 1929's black friday have happened either, because earth is so young that something that happen a century ago couldn't be possible ?
12/16/2011 6:46:26 AM
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