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Good thing I like to go to Circle K.
2/15/2009 2:54:25 AM
No, it started when the Woolworths chain opened in the 1920s, thus heralding the antichrist, who will be here any minute now with his beast marks . . .
2/15/2009 3:03:02 AM
So atheism is off the hook now?
2/15/2009 3:03:33 AM
If your cheese is pan fried by 7/11's, oh Man you need to AVOID looking too close at the INTERNET cuz you know the youth are looking at that screen...
2/15/2009 4:29:54 AM
THIS is why I love RaptureReady!
2/15/2009 4:39:46 AM
A fresh, if retarded, thought from RR.
2/15/2009 6:11:02 AM
That cracks my shit up, seriously.
2/15/2009 6:39:01 AM
7-11 is the anti-christ?
2/15/2009 6:46:28 AM
I don't even know what a 7-11 is...
I'm guessing you don't live in the US, then. They're a chain of convenience stores across the US--even seen The Simpsons and the Quik-E-Mart where Apu works? It's a parody of 7-11, basically.
(Good point, WMD Kitty!)
I mean, yes they promote independence in the sense that they're open 24-7 so I can go in and buy creamer for my coffee anytime I want--must be because I'm a woman then, and independence for women is TEH DEBIL.
2/15/2009 7:14:00 AM
LUVSLAMAS - Can I buy some pot from you??
2/15/2009 7:22:54 AM
That is the funniest thing I've ever read. WTG, rapture bastards!
2/15/2009 12:41:19 PM
Americans can no longer pump their own gas? Is that true?
2/15/2009 8:19:43 PM
I've heard the same argument said about the car. That one made a hell of a lot more sense.
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for
authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place
of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their
households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They
contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties
at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
2/16/2009 6:57:59 AM
These people should watch the Turner Networks old movies more. It's like a film history of America and 20's 30's and 40's movies show a society remarkably like todays. They even had a Taboo Gay film week.
2/16/2009 2:07:56 PM
Of course, before the 7-11 came to town, grandpappy's still was open 24/7 and the homegrown tobaccy was always a-hangin' in the barn...
Who ARE these people?? How do you get this stupid??
2/16/2009 2:40:17 PM
>>>who runs most of the 7-11s?? Mooossslims!
No, Hindus. Muslims drive cabs and open Hookah Bars. With purple curtains. And fake rock fountains.
2/17/2009 1:14:13 PM
>>>grandpappy's still was open 24/7 and the homegrown tobaccy was always a-hangin' in the barn
Those were the days...
2/17/2009 1:19:10 PM
Huh... Could it be that YEC do not recognize 1929's black friday have happened either, because earth is so young that something that happen a century ago couldn't be possible ?
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