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Lately I've noticed several products marketed with an emphasis on the color red--cell phones, Dell computer, the youth brigade jackets, a larger percentage of red in the new Pepsi logo--these are just a few products. I did a search on the Pantone website, the world's authority on color trends for the seasons, and there is NO red listed for spring.

This is no coincidence. Our current administration is implementing a a very subtle means of marketing their socialistic agenda. In a matter of time, we will see red as the primary color choice in our products. Perhaps we will be known as the "red shirts".

Sundial, Rapture "It's a Conspiracy!" Ready 70 Comments [2/16/2009 12:42:42 AM]
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#901396
GreenEyedLilo

She's an unusually savvy and fashion-wise Rapture Readian to look up Pantone.

Oh, but red is all over this year's Home and Interiors planner. And it is getting its due in shelter magazines and interior decor stores. But let's just look at the Fall 2009 fashion forecast! By the way, they dub one of the predicted colors "Rapture Rose"!

http://www.pantone.com/downloads/articles/pdfs/PANTONE_FCR_FALL09.pdf

Also, "Fuchsia Red" was predicted to be hot for Spring 2009.

http://www.pantone.com/downloads/articles/pdfs/PANTONE-FCR-sp2009.pdf

But I won't be part of the conspiracy. I look gods-awful in red, and I don't even wear a red shirt for my beloved Tony Stewart on race day. I wear a white shirt with his number 14 on it.

2/16/2009 2:20:55 AM
#901401
DevilsChaplain

I know they're fundies, but this is kind of CTSTDT material.

2/16/2009 2:24:43 AM
#901409
The Lazy One

I'm wearing red pajama pants. Am I suddenly a communist?

2/16/2009 2:31:20 AM
#901413
LadyJafaria

Redshirts have something in common with fundies.

They're expendable.

(Are you the guy who dies in the episode to prove the situation is serious, Sundial? If not, you should look into it.)

2/16/2009 2:35:56 AM
#901419


That's how the Arizona Cardinals, with fundie quarterback Kurt Warner, got to the Super Bowl. All those commies in the NFC just laid down for them.

2/16/2009 2:43:33 AM
#901467
a mind far far away

CTSTDT. Also Buullshit.

2/16/2009 3:52:32 AM
#901480
Interrobang

Product Red, dude. It's for AIDS awareness. Oh wait - AIDS is a GAY disease. Therefore, Product Red=support of teh gay agenda!!!11~=support of pedophiles. Yep.

2/16/2009 4:04:26 AM
#901483


Damn straight. We're sending our legions of The Color Red for your children in the night.

2/16/2009 4:05:21 AM
#901484
toth

Isn't that part of the AIDS awareness campaign?

Yup: http://www.joinred.com/

So why do you love AIDS, Sundial?

2/16/2009 4:06:06 AM
#901517
pete

Captain Kirk: "Hey you. The guy in the red shirt. Go over there, which is totally not dangerous, by yourself. You won't need a phaser. Trust me."

2/16/2009 4:51:13 AM
#901522
Porky Pine

Of course! The color red was NEVER used before Obama was elected! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!

2/16/2009 4:54:38 AM
#901530
PsyDan

This should be under CTSTDT.

2/16/2009 5:03:10 AM
#901542
Darwin's Lil' Girl

CTSTDT. Really batshit insane, I must say.

2/16/2009 5:10:13 AM
#901587
atrasicarius


2/16/2009 5:41:43 AM
#901604
Mrs. Antichrist

lmao, whether or not this is a poe, it's hilarious.

2/16/2009 5:52:42 AM
#901624
aaa

Already featured in the third archive, the conspiracy nutter section.

2/16/2009 6:13:32 AM
#901627
Philbert McAdamia


Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight


_____________from Arlo

2/16/2009 6:16:07 AM
#901633
Wehpudicabok

You know what else is red? The Republican Party. You'd better bail and form your own party. Call it the Rapture Party--it'll fall flat on its face when people learn that the Bible is not a suitable book by which to govern, and the Republican Party will shift to the left in order to gain moderates and retain influence, and you'll be left with a far-left government in less than 20 years. </tangent>

2/16/2009 6:21:16 AM
#901642
Porter

lawl.

2/16/2009 6:29:41 AM
#901682
Orion

Jesus was a communist

2/16/2009 7:25:36 AM
#901690
OMGWTFBBQ

Red? As in the Republican party, as in Old Glory?

You fail basic American symbolism 101

2/16/2009 7:32:15 AM
#901698
God

Also, we should genetically engineer humans to not have red blood. Right?

2/16/2009 7:36:48 AM
#901742
?!?!

OMG!! RED!! A color known to stimulate a wide variety of emotions in people, making them more likely to remember and later choose their product!! Its a conspiracy!!!!

2/16/2009 8:44:21 AM
#901757
Dan Onymous

I thought red was the republicans?

@ Giveitaday - "And at what point in history was the color red associated with socialism? Oh yeah..... Never! "

Um...try the British Labour Party. When they were still socialists.

And they've even put great big chunks of red in the American flag! IT'S THE END TIMES!!!one!!!11

2/16/2009 8:58:26 AM
#901804
Lucretius

When was red a Socialist colour ?
How about this then The Red Flag a socialist song/anthem .

The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyr'd dead
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its ev'ry fold.
Then raise the scarlet standard high,
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here

2/16/2009 10:09:18 AM
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