WILLIAMBEASON1842 #fundie rr-bb.com

I sure would like to bring Darwin back from HELL and let him tell us what he thinks about evolution, now that he has had over a 100 years in eturnity to consider his belief from the other side. I suspect that the main thing he would tell us is to turn to JESUS CHRIST, THE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND ALL LIFE, and not end up in HELL with him. He would also beg for water to cool his tounge and tell us that he was in torment in that place. He would beg someone to have mercy on him.

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