I sure would like to bring Darwin back from HELL and let him tell us what he thinks about evolution,
Wha?...ohh I say...am I back then? Just give me a moment to get my head together...I was in the middle of a rather enjoyable debate with sophocles a moment ago.
Allright then, what do I think about evolution?...well you know it wasn't completely my idea after all, although I was the first to actually condense the idea and then publish it. From what I understand it has done smashingly well and all kinds of evidence has been found to prove me right.
now that he has had over a 100 years in eturnity to consider his belief from the other side.
The other side?...really is that where I've been? I thought that only a myth, still I suppose I should have suspected something when Socrates stopped in for tea.
I suspect that the main thing he would tell us is to turn to JESUS CHRIST, THE CREATOR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND ALL LIFE, and not end up in HELL with him.
Hell?...come on now man you musn't believe everything that people tell you. Jesus seems quite a nice fellow and not a bit stuck up, although he does seem to be a rather distracted sort. Constantly muttering about how "they've got it all wrong" or "how could they say I said that?" or some other rubbish. Still one only has to look at his face to know that he is a good sort that means well. With proper englishman sometimes you can just tell can't you?"
He would also beg for water to cool his tounge and tell us that he was in torment in that place. He would beg someone to have mercy on him.
Who is this lunatic you brought me back here to respond to? Beg for water?...really chap even after the worst of drinking nights out with the chums I can't ever recall doing that. Of course there have been times when I felt a bit dry after a night of cards and drinking...but to call it torment? Torment is when your partner can't make his hand and you get set to the tune of 20 pounds sterling. Can't someone have a bit of mercy and give me a better partner than this Einstein chap?