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With beheadings it's over real quickyour killed instantly when the blade comes down. This method will probably be used to save ammo. for the AC's war effort.

eaglex, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Caterina

That's only if they hit you right the first time.

3/24/2007 7:20:33 PM

Beth

Also assuming that the blade is decently sharp. Guillotine? Yep. Sword or battle axe? Probably. Normal axe? You wish.

Poor Mary, Queen of Scots.

Let's all hope the antichrist does his research on archaic weaponry!

3/24/2007 8:06:02 PM

Marlowe

Cutting off your head kills you? Holy shit! I'm a believer! Not a trace! Of doubt in my mind!

2/2/2008 6:26:53 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

That doesn't sound any more appealing than any other form of death.

2/2/2008 1:13:19 PM

Jacob

Interesting fact. Beheading doesn't kill you instantly. Your brain dies of oxygen starvation several minutes after the beheading. Luckily, the vast majority are knocked unconscious as soon as their head leaves their shoulders.

2/2/2008 4:30:48 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Someone once tried to attract the attention of a freshly-guillotined head...and got a response.

2/2/2008 5:46:16 PM

Barikada

The air conditioning will not behead you. This is not a Stephen King novel. Get over it.

10/17/2008 4:22:28 AM

Apatheist

No. Beheading is not terribly efficient. Consider how tired the guy swinging the axe gets. Bullets are pretty fucking cheap and any one will work. Make it armor piercing and you can do a dozen people with one.

12/8/2011 10:42:45 PM

Swede

Sword-fights or the guillotine are kinda close-combat methods. Guns kill at a distance.

12/8/2011 11:15:31 PM



How do you know what the brain does during the time it takes to die ?

12/8/2011 11:31:04 PM

rubber chicken

meh, Beheading ?, Ammo ? What's the point ? Much more entertaining to use nerve gas and watch you flap around on the floor like a landed fish.

12/9/2011 3:30:56 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!

Apparently you never heard of my friend Jack. Jack Ketch the headsmen. I hope, if he exists, you meet the other Jack Ketch real soon.

7/11/2013 6:04:54 PM
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