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Hmmm... "silent sound spread spectrum (ssss)" And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"? And yes, it does sound tin hatty... but I believe with all my heart that this is cause for alarm! And I mean ALARM! If this is an innocent conversion for an update on our televisions, why is the government pushing this so hard? The article about encouraging the ministers to pass this info on is the scariest part of all! The Lord says that nobody can take us out of His hand, so if this is something that is a mind-control issue I don't see how it can affect Christians. However, I am seriously considering doing away with my tv! I do not want to be deceived, ya know? Something is up big time with this thing! (am I making any sense at all?)

twisty58, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [2/16/2009 5:12:22 PM]
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#902095
Brainy

No.

2/16/2009 5:15:17 PM

#902096


"And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"?"

Ssssssssssssssatan???

2/16/2009 5:16:34 PM

#902097
Papabear

Yes, yes it does sound "tin hatty," That's because IT IS.

Making any sense? NO.

2/16/2009 5:17:01 PM

#902098
surfinseaotter

My TV says "sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" when I unplug the cable... must be the work of satan!

2/16/2009 5:17:57 PM

#902103
Oy Vey!

Getting a converter box is getting the mark of the beast?

You fundies are silly.

Fine, watch snow on your TV's; see if I care.

2/16/2009 5:21:32 PM

#902104
colonel catastrophe

I agree, it probably won't affect Christians at all. You see, for any form of mind control to be effective, the subject must possess a mind in the first place.

2/16/2009 5:21:57 PM

#902112
Ozzie

No, you aren't making any sense and are sounding very paranoid.

Okay, I'll bite: "ssss" snake from Garden of Eden?

2/16/2009 5:25:49 PM

#902117
zaatheist

You are already totally deluded so I would not be too concerned about being further deceived.

2/16/2009 5:27:34 PM

#902118
Canadiest

Being of the batshit RR crowd your Ministers wouldn't want you to miss the TV Rapturites.

"mind-control issue I don't see how it can affect Christians" easy, you'll believe anything if it comes from your crowd

2/16/2009 5:27:47 PM

#902119
JohnTheAtheist

No, you are making no sense. But you already knew that.

2/16/2009 5:28:06 PM

#902122


" if this is something that is a mind-control issue I don't see how it can affect Christians."

HA... HAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2/16/2009 5:29:15 PM

#902130


No, you're not making sense at all. Your tinfoil hat is on too tight.

The reason HDTV is being pushed so hard is because the entertainment industry has paid out big bucks to render useless the last of the VCR's. (which has had them in a froth ever since the things were introduced to the consumer market)

2/16/2009 5:34:31 PM

#902133
Mister Spak

"am I making any sense at all?) "

As usual, no.

2/16/2009 5:38:19 PM

#902135
emau99

[...silent sound spread spectrum (ssss)" And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"?...I believe with all my heart that this is cause for alarm! And I mean ALARM!]

Yet presumably you don't panic when you hear static on the radio. Why is that, twisty?

[...am I making any sense at all?]

Just enough to get yourself committed to a mental health facility.


2/16/2009 5:41:01 PM

#902137
Mudak

Just like the hissssing sound of your farts, this post came straight out of your assss.......

2/16/2009 5:41:51 PM

#902143
C_V


if this isn't a Poe...damn.

2/16/2009 5:44:12 PM

#902144
Headache

Holy fucking what now?

2/16/2009 5:44:47 PM

#902145


No you're not making any sense.

2/16/2009 5:44:51 PM

#902150
aaa

Seriously, is going digital that scary for you? We did that in Finland back in 2007 and nothing big happened.

2/16/2009 5:48:11 PM

#902151
The Lazy One

My friend's pet garden snake Mr. Cuddles says "ssss!" Oh, and my television says "ssss" when I turn it on.

Cute little garden snakes and televisions are evil now?

2/16/2009 5:48:22 PM

#902155
Fek'lhr

Again with the fucking televisions!!! When football season is over, I watch less than 1 hour of television per week. What is wrong with these people???

Read a book! (Besides the friggin Bible!)

Spend time with your family and friends (outside of church and Jebus warship!)

There is a ton of life you people are missing out on being glued to the Bible and the television. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

2/16/2009 5:51:25 PM

#902171
Vampirehummingbird

@Fek'lhr

You told a fundie to [gasp] read a book?

Don't you know that fundie culture peaks with movies and television?

The Bible is something for the pastor to read so he can pass on his opinions.

2/16/2009 6:07:00 PM

#902187
BufferickVonHellbags

"And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"?"

a gay snake?

2/16/2009 6:22:53 PM

#902193
a mind far far away

Pathetic. You fucks seriously need to get a life. This is unhealthy.

2/16/2009 6:34:38 PM

#902204
D Laurier

"And what creature do we know who says, "ssss"? "
Not a single one bub.

"I do not want to be deceived, ya know?"
Bit late for that bub.

2/16/2009 6:45:35 PM
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