Within two months after I was Born Again, I learned I could heal myself calling on Jesus' Name and trusting in God's Healing Promises.
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So for several years you refrained from healing others (because I'm sure you would have mentioned that if it was the case) and then you came to the conclusion that anyone without your superpowers was scum.
Jesus must be so proud of you.
legions of... well, scum churchgoers ... These people did not know what they were talking about, nor what they were doing.
I agree, their number is legion.
I think churchgoers are scum, too. But for different reasons.
Amazing that ten percent of all xtians have harnessed these super-powers, yet every single one of them refuses to help his fellow man to any extent.
Selfish, hateful, motherfuckers.
You have healing powers too? What a coincidence, so do I! The other day I got a paper cut, and now the wound is completely gone. And before that, I had a horrible cold, but I'm fit as a fiddle now. Truly, we share an awesome power unknown to most.
I learned I could heal myself calling on Jesus' Name and trusting in God's Healing Promises.
Bullshit!
You are nothing but a liar, you can't heal shit!
I propose a fair test.
For 60 seconds you allow me to attempt to harm you with only my fists and feet. You are allowed to attempt to defend yourself with the same.
Afterward you will be allowed a 15 minute period to heal yourself, then an ambulance will be called if you still need medical treatment. It will be your option to call for the ambulance sooner if you so desire.
You win if no ambulance is needed.
Did it ever occur to this person that the Bible speaks of the gift of a healing? Maybe he's supposed to be, like, healing people?
Go pick somebody up from a wheelchair, please, sir.
...No, it's just easier to keep up a fantasy if you don't involve outside parties.
Superiority complex for Jesus.
Normal christians already think they are better than everybody else, because of their faith (remember, faith is a virtue according to religion), but this arsewipe is taking it several steps further.
Nine out of ten Christians don't know what they're talking about, or what they're doing, and shouldn't be near a church?
You don't get to decide who is and who is not a christian any more than someone else gets to make that decision for you. As far as you "healing" yourself, I think know you are full of shit. You have either deluded yourself or you are just out & out lying to make yourself feel superior to those you feel are less than you. It's people like you that drive others away from christianity.
Within two months of being Born Again George Bush found he could lie about anything without careing. His lies worked best with anyone who thought Born Again made sense or was somehow a good thing. Dumbfuckwadians wanted to make him king (or Hovind, Haggard or Limbaugh )
George was lucky they weren't running
Ah yes, I remember this guy. I saw him standing in a church praying "God, I thank you that I am not like scum Christians." And there was a tax collector next to him saying, "Lord, have mercy on me, a sinner."
Within two months after I was Born Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U
"Ethel the Frog" presenter (John Cleese):
Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that
I was to find myself wading through legions of... well, scum
...so you were next for the conversation pit - after Vince Snetterton-Lewis - with Doug & Dinsdale Piranha, Charles Paisley the Baby Crusher, a couple of film producers: and a man they called 'Kierkegaard' who just sat there biting the heads off whippets?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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