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Tolkien actually had a rather lucid and coherent creation myth, with no inherit contradictions to boot. If only some other creation myths could be as coherent and internally consistent.
Again, you fail biology 101.
2/16/2009 9:30:51 PM
2/16/2009 9:31:49 PM
Ah, Carico. How we've missed you. Finally let you out of the rest facility, did they?
2/16/2009 9:35:01 PM
Carico, does your neuron ever get lonely?
2/16/2009 9:38:08 PM
Bu- oh wait, it's Carico. FSTDT missed you!
2/16/2009 9:47:01 PM
"Once upon a time there was a woman of Jewish decent. She did the can-can on Carico's neck. The end."
Was that the Jewish story you wanted?
2/16/2009 9:50:50 PM
One would think that the first fully formed humans would have marvelous stories about their non-speaking parents and ancestors.
Yeah, because, in one single generation, we moved from proto-humans to modern man, and started right with a complete, recordable, functioning language! That makes perfect sense!
2/16/2009 9:55:35 PM
Funny... monkeys and many other animals have some sort of language and in many cases it can be quite complex. Therefor, one would assume that THEY have stories about their stupid, upright, children that went by the way side believing in some god figure who went bowling when it stormed...
... oh wait....
2/16/2009 10:09:09 PM
No ancient people in history have ever passed along accounts of our alleged "vine-swinging ancestors."
No ancient people in history have ever passed along accounts of how the first people arrived in North America, either, and that was less than 15,000 years ago. How many of Carico's family have passed along marvelous stories of how their ancestors spoke Latin or Old Frisian?
2/16/2009 10:14:07 PM
How does someone so stupid get to be so goddamn smug?
2/16/2009 10:21:39 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
This is one of those posts that may make you wonder if Carico is actually a dedicated troll because it's hard to believe anyone can really be this stupid.
But, yes, she really IS this stupid. Sad but true — and also hilarious.
2/16/2009 10:24:44 PM
Do you even remember the name of your great great great grandfather? No? So, unless you write it down it's not gonna last intact very long, and much less thousands upon thousands of years.
2/16/2009 10:37:42 PM
Well, there are cave painting that are tens of thousands of years old. Then again, this is Carico, so satan put those to test our faith. Btw Carico, how does it feel when you go to the zoo and chimps throw crap at you?
2/16/2009 10:39:10 PM
And reading what's on a fossil is as subjective as looking at the shapes that leaves on a tree form. "
actually, leaves on a tree is about as objective as you can get. my uncle majored in forestry in college and you can hand him a leaf from any tree in america and i'll bet you ten to one odds he'd know what it is.
2/16/2009 10:52:41 PM
I found Tolkien to be extremely boring and long-winded, and essentially turned the once thought of mischevious and slightly evil elves into fucking pansies. But seriously, claiming that 'evolutionists' believe Tolkien was real? What the fuck is wrong with you? Lying for Jesus FTL.
2/16/2009 10:55:53 PM
I honestly think it's time to wave bye-bye to whatever was left of Carico's mind.
2/16/2009 11:16:19 PM
The Irony is strong in this One.
2/16/2009 11:18:10 PM
"One would think that the first fully formed humans would have marvelous stories about their non-speaking
parents and ancestors."
2/16/2009 11:26:43 PM
I'm just wondering what she thinks all those stories about menehunes and elves and giants and leprechauns and ogres were about.
2/16/2009 11:53:22 PM
OK, that sure was wonderful! Time for your meds. Open up wide, here's some water to wash em down. Now see if you can count up to 60!
2/17/2009 12:26:36 AM
Ok, I know it's carico, but how did it go from "vine-swinging ancestors" to the history of the jews?
2/17/2009 12:35:33 AM
I hear you are probably insane, so well done.
2/17/2009 12:40:52 AM
Do they think that modern humans just popped out of a grunting Neanderthal?
2/17/2009 12:45:25 AM
Gee...maybe, 'cause, I dunno. There was no writing back then?
The whole "vine swinging" thing kinda went away long before we had advanced communication skills.
2/17/2009 1:06:34 AM
"But at least Tolken knew his story was fiction."
Well, duh. He was the one making it up. Of course he knew it was fiction.
"Creationists on the other hand, actually believe their characters were real. That's what makes creationists delusional."
"And reading what's on a fossil is as subjective as looking at the shapes that leaves on a tree form."
Ignoring the nonsense about "reading what's on a fossil"(??), I hope you remember the rest of that statement the next time some idiot claims to see Jesus or Mary in a grilled cheese sandwich or a piss-stain on a bathroom door.
I said 'good day, madame!'
2/17/2009 1:23:26 AM
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