Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 58921

Are atheists just frustrated geeks who feel safe insulting others on the internet but afraid of a real fight?
I think it comes down to atheists being just cowards and babies who feel safe on their little computers since nobody can land a fist into their putrid faces

Art Majors, Yahoo answers 87 Comments [2/16/2009 9:23:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Zipperback
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3 4
#902353
surfinseaotter

I would love to fight you, would make all 6 years in the USMC totally worth it ^_^

2/16/2009 9:24:12 PM

#902355
agentCDE

Fifty bucks says this loser wouldn't have the balls to say this to a toy poodle in person, let alone an atheist.

2/16/2009 9:25:17 PM

#902357
OMGWTFBBQ

what?

So your response to someone disagreeing with your perspective is to punch them in the face?

Civility. Its whats for dinner.

2/16/2009 9:26:07 PM

#902361
Quasarsphere

Not that a Christian would ever want to put a fist into anybody's face, putrid or otherwise.

2/16/2009 9:27:49 PM

#902362
Darwin's Lil' Girl

Actually I feel safer saying this sort of thing in person. The message gets out that way.

2/16/2009 9:29:26 PM

#902367
Efrain

I'll admit I don't want actually fight, I would be able to hold my own, though not in the way I'm accustomed.

2/16/2009 9:32:06 PM

#902369
Xotan

A real fight? Advocating violence? But that was ever religion's way, I suppose.

Pugilism for Jesus award?

2/16/2009 9:34:10 PM

#902377
NoOneInParticular

I think it comes down to most people who criticize others on the internet are just being cowards and babies who feel safe insulting others on the internet but not in real life...

...you know, like everyone who comments here, myself included.

2/16/2009 9:37:01 PM

#902384
anevilmeme

Shiny mirror time!

2/16/2009 9:39:42 PM

#902388
MozMode

Yeah so your response to these "frustrated geeks who insult people on the internet" is to insult someone on the internet.

How does that make you any different from the people you are lampooning?

2/16/2009 9:42:53 PM

#902393
Mike

MY IRONY METER!

Oh and my 6 years of kenpo would so totally love to smack you in the face.

2/16/2009 9:48:20 PM

#902394
Headache

Here is a picture of Art Majors running away from a fist fight with some pasta!



2/16/2009 9:48:34 PM

#902403
Will

Just because I think you are stupid does not mean I want to punch you.

2/16/2009 9:55:44 PM

#902406
Chi

Advocating violence for jebis, how sweet.

@ NoOne
I'm a lover, not a fighter, babe.

2/16/2009 9:57:45 PM

#902411
messy

This is at odds with the normal fundie rant about atheists being mass murderers.

2/16/2009 10:04:22 PM

#902415
Professor M

And here I always thought that hiding behind their numbers was the fundie trick -- after all, they perfected the 6-on-one ratio for gay-bashing. And the 6 are usually armed -- and yeah, I'm kinda flattered by the implied estimation of my ability to defend myself, but damn.

2/16/2009 10:10:21 PM

#902418
Percy Q. Shun

Artie, if you feel up to it, you can find me in Florida. I must insist, however, that you leave some kind of note declaring your stupidity. That way, no charges will be brought against me for merely "defending" myself. Perhaps this would be a good time to update your will, as well.

2/16/2009 10:14:04 PM

#902435


I really hope I'm the first person you try your theory on. That way, I'll also be the last person you try your theory on.

2/16/2009 10:23:29 PM

#902440
Angus123

Yeah.. cause that's exactly what that Jeebuz guy would do right? lol

2/16/2009 10:25:32 PM

#902451
Jezebel's Evil Sister

I'll bet Art Majors is only saying that because he feels safe on the Internet and would never confront an atheist face to face.

2/16/2009 10:30:07 PM

#902463
Richter

Art Majors?

ROFL

2/16/2009 10:36:22 PM

#902476
Thammuz

Come say it to my face, i'll chisel 3 "A"s in your forehead with a scalpel lest you forget that an Anarchist Antireligious Atheist beat the shit out of you.

2/16/2009 10:39:43 PM

#902487
atheist crusader

im not a violent man, but if this joker wants to have a pop then i have a message just for you. COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH. ill squash you and your christard mates like a fucking bug......

2/16/2009 10:44:12 PM

#902488
Blackvoice

It's just that I'm fortunate enough not to have one of your kind in my inmediate circle of known people, so I have to use the internet to get some steam off in that regard. Also, it's quicker.

2/16/2009 10:44:31 PM

#902494
rw23

One day I'm accused of being a sociopathic Darwinist automaton lacking a moral compass, the next I'm supposed to be a frustrated coward afraid of a real fight. Come on, which is it?

Hint: Neither.

2/16/2009 10:48:32 PM
1 2 3 4