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If Jesus were the president of this country he would NOT pander to other religions in an effort to make them more comfortable, he would NOT suggest that there is more than one way, he would NOT APPLAUD, SUPPORT or BE 'PROUD OF' (the absurdity of it staggers the imagination) the promotion of other people going to HELL!!

Angyl, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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SaneChick

He would live and let live.

11/24/2006 8:39:55 PM

HairlessMonkeyDK

SaneChick...
I'm not sure he WOULD, actually.
Jesus isn't that loving.
\"Gnashing of teeth\" and all that shit.

11/25/2006 12:48:59 AM

God

HairlessMonkeyDK: No, you're thinking of me. Jesus was a fucking wuss.

3/26/2007 8:06:46 PM

H. Faustus Arash

I'd vote for Jesus. ¬_¬ However, something tells me if that happened, Angyl will be very, very, very disappointed.

10/27/2008 6:48:25 AM

Michael

If Jesus were president of this country, he would close you down.
Tell me, have any of the Rupture Ready doomsday cult considered converting to christianity?

10/27/2008 10:24:57 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Even if Jesus wasn't just a myth for morons and imbeciles he couldn't be president. He was allegedly born elsewhere and elsewhen. Go fuck yourself Angyl.

10/27/2008 10:37:37 AM

Freboy

Jesus would tell you to stop bother people and keep prayer in your own homes. He would speak out against the rich and the materialism that has become central to modern western lifestyle.

In short, he would not be very happy with the RR people.

10/27/2008 11:27:58 AM

Swede

And he would also NOT APPLAUD, SUPPORT or BE 'PROUD OF' your pathetic excuse for universal healthcare and social security. He said, time and time again, that loving thy neighbor, helping people who are poor or sick or homeless, was the most important thing, that people ought to sell their belongings and give the money to the poor before they could follow him.

1/8/2016 8:08:26 AM

Kuno

You guys freak out about an alleged Muslim Kenyan who spent his childhood in Indonesia, but you want to elect a Jewish Hebrew who spent his childhood in Egypt? And don’t get me started on the whole “who is his real father” issue…

1/8/2016 8:37:29 AM

rubber chicken

Wow, Jesus agrees with you in every detail! What are the odds ?

1/8/2016 9:10:52 AM

Canadiest

There's of course no option that Jesus would run (Imagine that Birtherism hypocrisy)

But there's a danger from the Rapture Ready crowd. I'm betting a good third of them think Cruz is Jesus, his daddy certainly does.

And remember how these fundies ignore any fault or dishonesty when they deeply believe they've elected in a "godly man".

Be very wary.

1/8/2016 2:11:22 PM

Anon-e-moose

You haven't actually read your Bible have you, Angryl...?

1/8/2016 7:58:58 PM
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