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Quote# 5895

If Jesus were the president of this country he would NOT pander to other religions in an effort to make them more comfortable, he would NOT suggest that there is more than one way, he would NOT APPLAUD, SUPPORT or BE 'PROUD OF' (the absurdity of it staggers the imagination) the promotion of other people going to HELL!!

Angyl, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh


He would live and let live.

11/24/2006 8:39:55 PM


I'm not sure he WOULD, actually.
Jesus isn't that loving.
\"Gnashing of teeth\" and all that shit.

11/25/2006 12:48:59 AM


HairlessMonkeyDK: No, you're thinking of me. Jesus was a fucking wuss.

3/26/2007 8:06:46 PM

H. Faustus Arash

I'd vote for Jesus. ¬_¬ However, something tells me if that happened, Angyl will be very, very, very disappointed.

10/27/2008 6:48:25 AM


If Jesus were president of this country, he would close you down.
Tell me, have any of the Rupture Ready doomsday cult considered converting to christianity?

10/27/2008 10:24:57 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Even if Jesus wasn't just a myth for morons and imbeciles he couldn't be president. He was allegedly born elsewhere and elsewhen. Go fuck yourself Angyl.

10/27/2008 10:37:37 AM


Jesus would tell you to stop bother people and keep prayer in your own homes. He would speak out against the rich and the materialism that has become central to modern western lifestyle.

In short, he would not be very happy with the RR people.

10/27/2008 11:27:58 AM