Quote# 58956
[Re: The Buffalo plane crash]
Any actuaries out there want to calculate the odds of a woman being killed in a plane crash who…
#1 Had a husband who was one of 3000 victims of a “terrorist” attack.
#2 Didn’t take the government hush money.
#3 Just visited the “president” in the White House about 911 Truth only one week before.
Also would an actuary like to calculate why it is so SAFE for anyone named Bush, Rockefeller or Rothschild to fly,even though they constantly crisscross the globe decide the fate of us slaves for us? The only time a plane with a Bush on it goes down is when Japanese anti-aircraft hit it, and you still get to survive, be picked up, and later become president.
Apparently worshiping Satan really pays off when it comes to flight safety, at least in this life.
I swear, this has made me the ULTIMATE skeptic. When I read the news, I half-heartily chuckled and said under my breath, well, who did the Illuminati murder this time? Thinking that sometimes accidents really do happen, especially in the north, in winter and involving airplanes.
Bob,
Info Wars 18 Comments [2/16/2009 5:04:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Space Helicopter
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#901554
PsyDan
Clearly you dont know much about odds. It is the same odds as anyone else going down in a crash. Same odds for everyone every single flight. Never changes (with safety protocols, airplane, and environmental conditions being equal of course).
If this was a conspiracy it was a pretty shitty one. I mean, let the lady run her mouth for 7 years and then off her. Pretty inefficient.
2/16/2009 5:16:34 AM
#901555
Rallymodeller
Yep/ Them Illuminati with their weather control devices created the icing conditions the Dash-8 flew into. And some of the Illuminati, working for De Havilland Canada back in the Eighties designed the Dash-8 with certain issues regarding ice buildup, just for this very monent.
Fuck. Get a life, douchebag.
2/16/2009 5:16:58 AM
#901657
aaa
It's always some sort of a conspiracy for you idiots.
2/16/2009 6:41:39 AM
#901780
????
Yeah, and that person who won the lottery couldn't have won, it's too improbable. I mean, the chance is less than one in a million, they obviously cheated.
2/16/2009 9:37:06 AM
#901839
I got to say the US government are tarts. They could have faked a car accident or illness, something that wouldn't have drawn any attention. No, they have to drag down a fucking plane. Show offs.
2/16/2009 11:16:10 AM
#901963
Katsuro
"I swear, this has made me the ULTIMATE skeptic."
<sniggers>
2/16/2009 2:49:34 PM
#902071
Lucilius
Skeptics don't fall for every weird conspiracy that comes down the pike.
2/16/2009 4:53:32 PM
#902421
messy
Maybe almost every plane has someone famous, well-connected or politically active on it. We only hear about them when the plane is in an accident.
2/16/2009 10:14:37 PM
#902816
anonymous
""terrorist""
""president""
Why are these in quote marks?
They don't need to be in quote marks.
There are starving children in Africa who would kill to have those quote marks. Don't throw them around idly.
As for the actuaries, any good actuary will remind you that statistics does not work the way stupid people think it does, and that it's completely possible for somebody to die in a plane crash who fits some description.
"why it is so SAFE for anyone named Bush, Rockefeller or Rothschild to fly"
Because they fly very little in a highly-secured plane that is regularly inspected. Commercial airlines fly thousands of planes thousands of times. They ARE BOUND to have more problems than the President's one airplane.
2/17/2009 2:15:35 AM
#903091
Chamale
"The only time a plane with a Bush on it goes down is when Japanese anti-aircraft hit it, and you still get to survive, be picked up, and later become president."
Did Bush try to bomb Tokyo while in the Air National Guard? I think bob managed to mix up the stories of JFK's boat, John McCain's plane, and Bush's 17-month AWOL.
2/17/2009 8:19:25 AM
#903198
I swear, this has made me the ULTIMATE skeptic.
... I don't think that word means what you think it means.
2/17/2009 11:13:46 AM
#904330
Chancellor Gorkon
Oh noes! Does this mean the illuminati murdered Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper?!?
THOSE BASTARDS!
2/17/2009 10:49:32 PM
#904487
CharlieKane
I guess you never owned a "Shit Happens" bumper sticker.
2/17/2009 11:54:08 PM
#905672
Pule Thamex
Anyone want to bet that you are not a total dork? Don't suppose there will be many takers. Somehow, Bob's brain is wired differently from normals.
2/18/2009 7:01:54 PM
#905845
How exactly did they get from plane crashes to worshiping Satan?
No one worships Satan. Get over it. Even the Church of Satan doesn't worship Satan, they just use it as a symbol to piss people off.
2/18/2009 9:20:32 PM
#907931
Matherly
Chmale said "Did Bush try to bomb Tokyo while in the Air National Guard? I think bob managed to mix up the stories of JFK's boat, John McCain's plane, and Bush's 17-month AWOL."
Um... I think he was refering to Pappy Bush in WWII. He was shot down in the Pacific Theater.
2/20/2009 2:49:07 PM
#908027
Moondog
You are not a skeptic. You probably saw this on a conspiracy web site, or heard it on a radio show, and bought into it without a minute's thought.
2/20/2009 4:33:42 PM
#1353725
Yes, you found us out, darn you!
Expect to be killed by our nwo secret police.
12/2/2011 5:29:48 AM
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