Quote# 58964

Do you know that the gestation period for a human baby is generally 280 days.

With modern air travel a person can fly to just about anywhere in the world in 1 day.

What that means is that a trashy communist woman that gets knocked up in Seattle would have about 279 days / 40 weeks to make her way to Kenya.

In the trashy communist woman's defense, there have been accounts of her trying desperately to leave Kenya and make it home to hawaii to have her baby but she was too far along. The airlines would not let her on the plane because she was about to pop and they didn't want to risk it.

But this just once again places mother and b@stard son in Kenya for the birth.

BTW we have witnesses that attended the birth of Obama that claim it was in Kenya. But we have not one Doctor, nurse, attendent, assistant, or hospital employee that has claimed to be at the birth in Hawaii.

Obama is Kenyan and has no business in the White House.

Church Slave, Topix 21 Comments [2/17/2009 8:57:32 AM]
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I may be wrong, correct me if so, but I'm pretty sure Obama's birthplace is comepletely irrelevant because his mother is an American Born US citizen.

2/17/2009 9:59:03 AM


This is getting old now. Just admit defeat in the elections.

2/17/2009 12:06:08 PM

Even if he was born in Kenya, he would qualify as a natural born citizen because his mother is a US citizen. A child born on a US military base in, say, Pakistan, would also qualify as a natural born citizen because its parents are US citizens. Therefore, even if he was born in Kenya, he would be American, not Kenyan.

Basically: You fail.

2/17/2009 12:29:16 PM

Danny Noonan

By this logic McCain is not an American citizen either because he was born in Panama.

2/17/2009 3:18:51 PM


And McCain was born in Panama, what's your point?

2/17/2009 4:58:18 PM


Topix, you seriously need a fucking moderator.

2/17/2009 5:57:15 PM


Oh Gods, give it a rest.

I don't think he has any place in the White House either, but that's because I just plain don't like him or, more importantly, his policies.

I could care less that he's black. Or allegedly born in Kenya - I don't believe it, not without proof positive. Which you have not produced.

@ Those who say that his birthplace is irrelevant: it's not. Ann Dunham was not old enough at the time to grant natual-born citizenship wherever her son was born.

But since he was born in Hawai'i, it's irrelevant anyway.

2/17/2009 8:50:27 PM


Remember Church Slave also believes that Malcolm X is Obama's father.

2/17/2009 9:52:19 PM


It's a good sign when a presidents opponents have to resort to attacking his personal life.

2/17/2009 11:59:27 PM


His mom wouldn't have had to fly to America from Kenya because she lived in America.


2/18/2009 4:11:32 AM


So much stupid in one post...

2/18/2009 5:20:09 PM

"BTW we have witnesses "

No you don't..stop making shit up..I was going to say it makes you look stupid...I guess I was too late for that..

2/18/2009 6:59:29 PM

Pule Thamex

That's right. How does it feel to be duped so easily you pathetic semen dribbling white cretin. No wonder your women prefer virile black dudes.

2/18/2009 7:10:33 PM


Church Slave's daily schedule:

-Wake up groggy and tired from staying up all night muttering "I hate Obama!" over and over in his sleep
-Practice pretending to pray to Mecca while secretly cussing out Allah because he's so sure Obama is going to force everyone in this country to become Muslim
-Sit at his computer in his mom's basement, the walls of which are covered floor to ceiling with "I hate Obama!", and rant and rave and froth at the mouth for a few hours about how evil and vile and black Obama is and how much he hates that n****r...I mean, Muslim with every fiber of his being
-Go to McDonald's job interview his mom arranges for him because it's the only job he can get and f**k it up because every few seconds he spontaneously starts screaming "I f**king hate Obama so much!" and "Obama is Satan!" like he has Tourettes or something
-Spend all afternoon pleasuring himself to a picture of Bush in a flightsuit, throwing darts at a picture of Obama on the wall, and spamming whitehouse.gov with racial slur-filled hate mail
-Attend a obsessive-compulsive disorder help session with Fred Phelps and Jack Thompson so he can be around others who have an obsessive, rabid hatred for something/someone they know nothing about (homosexuality, video games, and Obama, respectively)
-Klan meeting! The one time of the day he feels truly at peace
-Get on the internet again and make up random lies about Obama. Today, he claimed that Obama founded Slytherin House, masterminded the Oklahoma City bombing and framed McVeigh because he hates white people, and was Saddam Hussein's father.
-Go to bed, still muttering "I hate Obama! I hate Obama!" in his sleep and fervently praying for God to go back in time and stop the 2008 election from occurring so Bush could be president for life

2/20/2009 4:23:24 AM


Come on... you have been defeated... get over it!

2/20/2009 11:13:21 AM


"Do you know that the gestation period for a human baby is generally 280 days."

Of course I knew that. There was no need to ask. Just say, "The hmuan gestation period is around 280 days."

Don't ask questions like I'm going to reply to you.

"No, I didn't know that. Please explain it to me."
"Well, it's around 280 days."
"God damn! That many?"

2/23/2009 3:09:44 AM

"Home to Hawaii"


The country of your birth actually has no bearing on your nationality. I, for example, was born in Germany, to British parents. I am British. I have a British birth certificate, a British passport (actually that's not true, its expired, butI could if I wanted).

Obama probably considers himself Kenyan as much as I consider myself German. Not at all.

Not that I have anything against the Germans, they seem pretty cool. ;)

2/26/2009 7:47:24 PM


mccain was born in panama, in a military zone. if obama's citizenship is questionable, so is mccain's. mccain's moreso because laws around the time of his birth are questionable. but i'm not gonna start a conspiracy theory about it.

3/1/2009 4:43:26 AM

shriekback for the win!

6/3/2010 5:39:50 PM


And people this stupid have no business taking part in the process which puts people like Obama in the White House.

6/10/2010 2:38:36 AM

Dr. Duche

Not in the 1960s. Air travel back then SUCKED when it came to how long it took. Plus only those extremely well off could afford it. Plus there are Witnesses to the Hawaii birth.

8/16/2013 9:44:43 AM

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