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"Theres no evidence of a God"...............Just take a look at a new born baby, or the many flowers, trees, fruit trees, all of creation.


I can't see how people believe this all just happened.
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me ether, it boogles my mind....

I just don't understand why someone would want to believe such non sense anyways.....

"I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"...................................

Seabird & 4Godisjust, RR 91 Comments [2/18/2009 4:45:07 AM]
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#905078
dog

Then ask yourself how that baby was conceived ? Good right wing fundie Christians usually have problems with people Fuc*ing each other :-)

2/18/2009 6:34:28 AM

#905081
Mitch

@werewolf

I'm a deist, that argument is useless considering we are told that Santa claus is said to have a testable prescence at night time on christmas and puts presents down or whatever.



2/18/2009 6:37:40 AM

#905084
JonnyTruant

yeah, I'll throw you...

2/18/2009 6:39:27 AM

#905086
anonymous

... Or a stillborn baby, or the flower and tress being eaten alive by insects, or rotting fruit.

Yeah, God's a real ... great engineer.

2/18/2009 6:40:57 AM

#905099
Osiris

How come everything that's nice in the world is proof of God and everything that's bad in the world is sin.

2/18/2009 6:49:51 AM

#905101
Giveitaday

"Theres no evidence of a God"

Correct! Now why do I have this feeling that it's going to go downhill from here.

Just take a look at a new born baby, or the many flowers, trees, fruit trees,

That's evidence for babies, flowers, trees, and fruit. It is, however, not evidence for an all powerful deity, everything you listed can be planted or conceived either by nature or through human intervention, neither of which require your mythical magic man.

I can't see how people believe this all just happened.

That's nothing more than an arguement from ignorance. I'm sorry your imagination and intellect are so stunted that you can't conceive of the idea, but not all of us are so willfully ignorant and don't just accept an answer that won't challenge the fairy tales of our ancestors.

me ether, it boogles my mind....

That's because whenever something conflicts with your Book of Goatherder's Fairy Tales you stick your fingers in your ears, refuse to listen, and quietly mutter "Goddidit, goddidit, goddidit." over and over.

I just don't understand why someone would want to believe such non sense anyways.....

People don't "believe" in evolutionary theory, they simply accept it. It's not a religion, and as such it does not require one to "believe". It's also not a matter of "wanting to believe" either, people simply accept it or they deny it, belief is not subject to the will.

I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"...

So to get into heaven we have to wrestle jesus first? I can just see jesus piledriving some poor fuck while screaming Do unto others... bitch.


2/18/2009 6:51:50 AM

#905104
secretAgentman

A Jesus throwing contest! SWEET!

2/18/2009 7:02:17 AM

#905106
Chi

Giveitaday, fuck, warn a girl before you say things like that. My phone is now covered in pepsi.

2/18/2009 7:06:05 AM

#905117
Rat of Steel

(Giveitaday)
"So to get into heaven we have to wrestle jesus first? I can just see jesus piledriving some poor fuck while screaming Do unto others... bitch."


No, I've got one better. Jesus' finisher would undoubtedly be a submission hold called (of all things) the Crucifix.

The hold is applied from behind one's opponent who is on his knees. Place one of your knees on his back, grab both his wrists or forearms, and hold his arms out parallel to the floor/ground while pulling them backward toward you.

2/18/2009 7:16:14 AM

#905127
Slater

"me ether"

Hello, Ether. Me Slater.

2/18/2009 7:33:51 AM

#905143
Thammuz

"I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"

I have to THROW jesus?

2/18/2009 7:52:58 AM

#905148
Thinking Allowed

Is that anything like dwarf tossing?

2/18/2009 7:59:36 AM

#905149
Deep Search

It boogles my mind, too...

2/18/2009 8:00:09 AM

#905157
John_in_Oz

Deal; you show me babies appearing by miracle rather than biology and I'll stop believing in evolution and sart believeing in God.

2/18/2009 8:19:40 AM

#905175
Moon Wolfhowl

"none can come to the father but throw me"

Jesus tossing? Sign me the fuck up!

2/18/2009 8:36:36 AM

#905176
Random Man

Actually I think newborn babies are an arguement AGAINST the existance of a god.

2/18/2009 8:37:32 AM

#905179


"I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"

??

2/18/2009 8:44:59 AM

#905215
QT

How is any of that evidence of God?

2/18/2009 9:37:38 AM

#905223
Spoon

Before today I never wondered how far I could throw Jesus


2/18/2009 9:58:26 AM

#905225
booley

ahh the age old refrain..

I don't want to believe it, I don't' want to understand it.

So it must not be true

2/18/2009 10:01:25 AM

#905233
Scooby71

Dumb, religious, but hardly a 4 even given the RR source.

1 for balance

2/18/2009 10:14:41 AM

#905235
Xotan

Theres no evidence of a God"...............Just take a look at a new born baby, or the many flowers, trees, fruit trees, all of creation.


- Are we talking Immaculate Conceptions here?


I can't see how people believe this all just happened.


- OK. These things didn't happen. You're hallucinating. Better now?
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me ether, it boogles my mind....


- Ether tends to boggle minds.



I just don't understand why someone would want to believe such non sense anyways.....

- I prefer nonsense myself. It's easier and better.



"I am the way the truth and the light, no one comes to the father but throw me"...................................


- Where would you like to be thrown? It's a long time since I did any wrestling.

2/18/2009 10:20:30 AM

#905238
Lucretius

So if things that we find good and appealing are 'evidence' of God, what does that make things we find bad and unappealing ?
Flesh eating bacteria, parasitic wasps ,faeces,fundies etc. etc. etc.

2/18/2009 10:26:07 AM

#905254


LOL

They always have to fuck it up somehow.

2/18/2009 11:20:41 AM

#905259


How about a newborn baby born with all his organs on the outside of his body? What's that evidence of?

2/18/2009 11:43:41 AM
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