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Evolutionists, what is your answer for how the mammoths got frozen in place?

Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist.

An ice meteor came flying through space and crashed into Earth. Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). Also, the mammoths were instantly frozen in place. Also, the remnants flew out into space and created the polar caps of Mars and the icy rings of Saturn (what's your explanation for how those got there?).

If the mammoths got frozen in place, which they did, it couldn't have happened gradually. They would have decomposed. But they got frozen practically in place and instantly. This raises suspicion.

[posted later...]

This is from Kent Hovind. I can't find an actual web site, but you can read about it on Wikipeidia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind#The_Hovind_Theory

Soldier for Salvation, Yahoo! Answers 85 Comments [2/17/2009 5:46:42 PM]
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#903700
Mister Spak

"Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). "

I'd like to have some of that magnetic ice for my Nobel prize in physics.

2/17/2009 5:49:50 PM
#903703
anevilmeme

"Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist."

What's easier than shooting fish in a barrel?

2/17/2009 5:50:26 PM
#903705
Antikristuseke

Kent "Bubbas bitch" Hovind a real scientist?

2/17/2009 5:50:41 PM
#903712
Nihlum

"Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist. " "This is from Kent Hovind."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH

2/17/2009 5:52:05 PM
#903715
Drax

Anything from Kent Hovind is automatically bullshit.

2/17/2009 5:52:35 PM
#903730
the old firm

Saying that Kent Hovind is a real scientist is nearly as crazy as naming King Herodes a sponsor of the Nazareth Kindergarten...

2/17/2009 5:57:10 PM
#903732
mwf

Why, oh why can there never be an actual answer on Yahoo! Answers. How can anyone listen to the crap spewed by "Dr." Dino and think it makes perfect sense? If it weren't for an autonomic nervous sysytem, you'd forget to breathe. How can you survive to adulthood and be this STUPID?

2/17/2009 5:57:31 PM
#903733
ErdeKaiser

This has already been debunked by Thunderf00t. Long story short, Hovinds "theory" would result in the destruction of all life on earth.

2/17/2009 5:58:04 PM
#903737
clockworkcanary

Excuse me, knuckle-dragger, Evolution deals with biology, not geology, cosmology, climate change, or sci-fi.

Science FAIL!

2/17/2009 5:58:50 PM
#903750


Kent Hovind has been shanked so many times in prison, it no longer hurts to pull this stuff out of his ass.

2/17/2009 6:01:12 PM
#903753
Mike

LMAO.

2/17/2009 6:01:52 PM
#903770
BobsOldSocks

"Dr." Dino is a lot of things, including a tax fraudster, but one thing he isn't is a scientist. If his childish, muddled and dishonest ideas are all you have then I really do pity you. Show some self-respect and get an education.

2/17/2009 6:06:48 PM
#903771
aaa

Kent hovind? You fail in the most spectacular manner.

2/17/2009 6:06:55 PM
#903777
Eden

SoS, where is the "real" scientist you talk of?
I only see a quote of Kent Hovind who is as far from real science as possible ;)

2/17/2009 6:08:52 PM
#903785
szaleniec

Kent Hovind is a real scientist in the same way that I'm a real giraffe, and his cereal packet "doctorate" isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Also, you fail magnetism forever.

2/17/2009 6:11:37 PM
#903790
Brian X

Hovind is a quasi-Velikovskyan? I guess that's not that surprising...

2/17/2009 6:13:50 PM
#903791
Mephistopheles

No.

2/17/2009 6:14:17 PM
#903805
Snarky

Hovind is a REAL scientist?

Are monkeys flying out of my butt?

2/17/2009 6:21:32 PM
#903809
Chi

Go watch "The Day After Tomorrow" and come back to us.

2/17/2009 6:22:40 PM
#903817
Blackvoice

Quoting Kent Hovind = Eternal Fail

2/17/2009 6:24:36 PM
#903825
pete

Mr. Hovind is one of the most thoroughly debunked frauds on the planet. I seriously doubt he could produce a single instance of telling the truth on any subject. He's a pathological liar, and not even good at it.

BTW, the mammoths were "frozen in place" because they died when temperatures were low enough to freeze them before they rotted. Stick a chicken in your freezer and you can witness the miracle yourself. And the one, somewhat, reliable report of a mammoth frozen in an upright position is easily explained by it becoming stuck in deep snow that supported it in a standing posture.

2/17/2009 6:26:58 PM
#903844
Dexter


Just listen to Thunderf00t

MfG

Dexter

2/17/2009 6:36:00 PM
#903890
Papabear

Soldier for Stupidity

2/17/2009 6:57:06 PM
#903892
Reverend Jeremiah

Ah..the hovind theory. We all know that he is NOT a kook and in fact gives out solid, stern evidence within the scientific method..BUT..its the atheistic agenda to persecute him so that his much needed truth is supressed.

Nah..Hovind is a fraud.

2/17/2009 6:57:49 PM
#903898
mockeldritch

You have GOT to be kidding!

2/17/2009 7:00:09 PM
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