Quote# 59018
Evolutionists, what is your answer for how the mammoths got frozen in place?
Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist.
An ice meteor came flying through space and crashed into Earth. Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). Also, the mammoths were instantly frozen in place. Also, the remnants flew out into space and created the polar caps of Mars and the icy rings of Saturn (what's your explanation for how those got there?).
If the mammoths got frozen in place, which they did, it couldn't have happened gradually. They would have decomposed. But they got frozen practically in place and instantly. This raises suspicion.
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This is from Kent Hovind. I can't find an actual web site, but you can read about it on Wikipeidia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind#The_Hovind_Theory
Soldier for Salvation,
Yahoo! Answers 85 Comments [2/17/2009 5:46:42 PM]
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#1364936
Not only where the mommoths frozen instantly but parts of the same mammoth were dated radiometrically to two different dates. This proves the Flood and the falsity of radiometric dating.
or Hovind got it wrong. your choice.
1/9/2012 10:18:42 PM
#1364959
Justanotheratheist
"This from Kent Hovind."
That explains it. Utterly impossible bullshit.
1/10/2012 3:18:43 AM
#1365035
rubber chicken
The recruiting sergeant for Salvation must have scraped through the bottom of the barrel for you.
1/10/2012 8:34:22 AM
#1481447
Kuyohashi
So...the ice on Mars and around Saturn came from Earth, huh?
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure that the speed and force required for an "ice meteor" to leave debris on two fucking planets (one being way the fuck in the middle of the solar system) would be more then sufficient to destroy the Earth. Since Earth is still here, we can safely assume that no such impact occurred. Which makes this, like every other word dribbling from Hovind's failhole, utter and complete nonsense.
Never mind how non-magnetic ice somehow split into two and hit the same planet squarely on the poles.
12/11/2012 2:48:20 PM
#1481568
xyz
>implying that Kent Hovind is a real scientist
Anyways, if you don't know what is wrong with that "theory", you are an idiot.
12/11/2012 7:58:31 PM
#1489492
Dr.Shrinker
"This is from Kent Hovind."
- It was stupid when he said it too.
1/2/2013 6:30:13 PM
#1489507
Filin De Blanc
Dr. Frankenstein is more of a legitimate scientist than Kent Hovind. And more ethical.
1/2/2013 8:30:32 PM
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JW
This must be the stupidest shit I have seen for a while.
"This is from Kent Hovind."
That explains it.
1/31/2013 6:53:13 AM
#1500734
But, the mammoths were not at the polar caps, stupid. Some of them where in southern France, some in California, some in Mexico. Among other places...
1/31/2013 8:21:48 AM
#1500738
Anon-e-moose
"a REAL scientist"
"This is from Kent Hovind"
Oh, so that makes it alright then!
'Dr. Dino's testimony in Kitzmiller vs. Dover just over four years previously, ensured Judge John E. Jones III found for the defence, thus Creationism has completely eliminated any & all reference to Evolution in all accredited educational establishments in the US. Also, Richard Dawkins is currently in jail for tax evasion, and Kent is free as a bird, writing bestselling books, and presenting TV documentaries; advancing further his reputation as a credible scientist, author & lecturer. Amirite?! [/hyper-sarcasm]
...oh yes, that's right.
You can read about it on Wikipedia.
1/31/2013 8:39:40 AM
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