I don't believe in religions, they are not of God but of satan.
I am a Born Again Christian. Christianity is what Jesus started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.
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I don't believe in religions, they are not of Allah but of satan.
I am a Wahabbi Muslim. Islam is what Allah started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from Allah and His true Word which is in the Koran.
Fixed.
I don't beleive in religions, they are not of Yahweh but of satan.
I am an Orthodox Jew. Judaism is what Yahweh started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from Yahweh an His true Word which is in the Torah.
I don't believe in religions, they are merely vehicles for obnoxious beggars with dreams of glory.
All religious scripture is automatically suspect, because those obnoxious beggars twist it to serve their personal agendas.
Look at what I've found, and in the KJV yet:
James 1:27 (emphasis added): Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, [and] to keep himself unspotted from the world.
(Blackvoice)
"I am a Jedi and I am disappointed with your shenanigans."
Indeed. As a certain Sith Lord might say to Heaven bound, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Christianity is what Jesus started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.
Because all previous versions of the Bible were false until being translated into English.
Failtard.
...away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.
Holy Fucking Renaissance!
KJV is the true words of your god? A bad English translation from the 1500's? Is it really possible to be so stupid and actually believe in this tripe?
Religion is a terrible thing. That's why I believe in a strict set of doctrines, descriptions of supernatural entities, details on how best to live your life, and opinionated descriptions of how the world functions with no outside evidence, within large groups of similarly minded people who meet regularly.
Saying that it isnt a religion does not allow you to circumvent the laws and put your religion in schools or government.
Nice try, but you are only deluding yourself.
So true and yet so false ;)
If Jesus really lived the thing that he started most probably didn´t have anything in common with the organized religion that became of it.
To assume that the KJV which is nothing more than a slightly modified catholic bible, might contain more truth than any other bible of course is a sign of utter failure :D
"Christianity is what Jesus started"
Uh, no. That's not it at all. You don't know your own bible very well, do you?
I don't believe in religions, they are not of God but of satan.
-Have to agree with you there, religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind, and christianity the biggest scam of them all.
I am a Born Again Christian.
-What do you want, a cookie?
Christianity is what Jesus started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.
-Communism is what Marx started and not all those bogus isms that are designed to mislead people away from Lenin and his true word the Communist Manifesto.
"If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
-- "Ma" Ferguson, the first female governor of Texas, in 1925. (She was arguing against legislation requiring high school students to learn a foreign language before graduating.)
"Christianity is what Jesus started... "
*BUZZZ*
I'm sorry, but that is incorrect! The correct answer is, "Jesus (if he existed at all) was Jewish, and did not start any religion(s) of his own."
I don't believe in religions, they are not of L. Ron Hubbard but of Xenu.
I am a Scientologist. Scientology is what L. Ron Hubbard started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from Hubbard an His true Word which is in the papers written by L. Ron Hubbard.
Hi twit. So you're a BAG. That's nothing to be proud of, most BAG's are subnormal cretins. I expect you suffer delusions as well, but, not to worry, the other BAG's do too. Oh well! So long from the planet Earth, enjoy your trip.
Christianity is what Jesus started ...His true Word which is in the KJV Bible.
Which was commissioned and penned well over a millennium and a half after Jesus' death. By a flaming homosexual, too, no less. And Jesus was Jewish. Christianity is what his followers started. Well after he died, also, but based on his teachings. At first, anyways.
The KJV is not the property of God. It is the property of the Crown in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You have no permission to make any other attributions to it without getting the Queen's permission or you are in breach of copyright. God has no say in this matter. Only the Queen, as head of the Anglican Church.
Accept no substitutes! Christianity® is the only cult made of 100% recycled dogma and no beef by-products. Get yours today.
King James says, "I'm not only a member, I'm also ruler by divine right!"
The irony!
It BURNS us~!
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Change the definition of words, the rules of logic, and the laws of physics, and you can win all the time. Convenient for people that are at a permanent mental age of 10 or 11.
I don't believe in religions, they are not of the Æsir but of the Jotnar.
I am a Norse heathen. Heathenism is what the Æsir started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from the Æsir and their true Word which is in the Eddas.
"I don't believe in religions, they are not of God but of satan.
I am a Born Again Christian. Christianity is what Jesus started and not all those bogus religions that are designed to mislead people away from God an His true Word which is in the KJV Bible."
Christianity = religion
Religion = Satan
Ergo, God = Satan. QED
Your words, not mine!
Oh, and the KJV? It was authorised by a homosexual*. Sorry to piss on your chips, fundies (no I'm not! :P ).
*- KJV, Matthew 6:6: 'But you, when you pray, enter into your closet, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father which is in secret; and your Father which sees in secret shall reward you openly.'
"enter into your closet"
"enter into"
'Nuff said.
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