[in response to "where was God when the plane crashed into a house"]
It would be interesting to know whether there was time to pray in this crash as there was in the other.
As well, believer to non ratio. Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference.
godspeed,
freedom
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Hey freedom,
On behalf of the family members of everyone who died on that plane, FUCK YOU, up the ass, with a rusty chainsaw.
Well, golly, aren't you kind? I hope, when crisis hits you (and it will), that you get exactly the level of compassion that you have given to others.
By the way, Captain Sully didn't pray. He was too busy remembering his pilot's training.
I love the backpedaling. The plane on the Hudson river lands gracefully with 0 deaths, and GOD DID IT! PRAISE LORD JESUS!!! MIRACLE MIRACLE MIRACLE!!!!!!! You give god all the credit, as if the pilots lifetime of accumulated skill had nothing to do with it. Then a month later a plane falls flat out of the sky onto a HOUSE. "Oh, maybe they didn't have time to pray. They were probably evil Darwin worshipers." You people are a joke.
This is why miracles are bullshit. If miracles and god are real, then god plays favorites. And that should be below the behavior of a "perfect" being.
"Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference."
And maybe, just maybe, you are the dumbest fuck that your mother or anyone else's ever had. If your father, whoever that might be, had the good sense to use a condom, the world would have been spared one more imbecile apologist. You obviously lack the brainpower to know what a stupid, babbling shithead you are. I'm amazed that a creature as dim as you are can figure out which end to shove the spoon in, and which end to wipe - or is it a matter of trial and error on a daily basis? I hope no one trusts you with sharp things. Please, oh PLEASE, do everyone a favor and drop dead.
So you're blaming the victim. You know, I'm sure there was ample time to pray on the flights that hit the twin towers on September 11th.
I'm editing because I forgot to call you an asshole.
Feeling the love...
"Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference."
??????????
That's the best you guys can come up with. I've been haunting this place since the crash happened, thinking they'd be all about "ONOES, there was a WOMAN in the COCKpit! With BOOBS and a VAYJAYJAY! In the COCKpit! GAWD made that plane crash, because there was a filthy lebian whore doing a man's job, not at home making dinner and dropping sprogs where she belongs!"
But the best they can come up with was "Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference."
You fucktards are seriously falling down on the job. Really. No, really. I seriously expected better, and a lot sooner than this.
believer to non ratio? so if only one person is a christian on a plane, that means God has the right to crash it? but what about that devout, loyal christian?
It would be interesting to know whether there was time to pray in this crash as there was in the other.
So it's up to the prayer? All-seeing God, my foot...
As well, believer to non ratio. Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference.
So if there's even a single non-believer among you, God will kill everyone, no matter how strongly you believe? All-loving God, my foot...
You nailed it. We go to evolution conferences. And there are so many of us that we need entire planes to transport our vast heathen armies to and fro.
We gather together and our power grows stronger! Muahahahaha
Spoon:
You know too much. ;-)
what the hell is an "evolution conference" anyway? does it have booths where you can buy t-shirts and other "evolution" related merchandise?
During the Hudson river crash there was *no* praying. The audio transcripts have been released and *no praying*. Just a skilful pilot and favourable conditions (and no, you can't sneak your God into that gap either!).
"Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference."
Vile, hateful, irrational scum. What an advert for Christians and Christianity.
If it were a planeful of totally ordinary people, it still wouldn't be right of God to smite it.
But actually there were two women on it who you'd think God would have cared about. One was a 9/11 widow on her way to honour her husband's birthday.
The other was a human-rights expert who was helping with the fallout from the Rwandan genocide. Why did God kill her, eh?
When the plane landed in the Hudson without a life lost: Goddidit.
When the plane crashd outside Buffalo, killing 50: Goddidit.
This is about the point where most rational people say 'fuck this'.
The other was a human-rights expert who was helping with the fallout from the Rwandan genocide. Why did God kill her, eh?
Because she selfishly spent all that time helping others rather than sucking up to skydaddy, obviously. Remember, according to the True Christians (TM), good works don't get you into heaven- if anything, they count against you.
@ CailinBan
Because neither woman was at home makin babies and praisin Jebus.
Remember according to Paul, if a widow is under 60 (I don't know the age of this particular widow) she's supposed to get remarried right away to keep her from being idle. Also wimmin aint supposed to be doin anything that shows up a man.
Typing like a fundie actually hurts my brain
A vicious, hateful, and completely unChrist-like way of saying it. With followers like this, is it any wonder Jesus refuses to return?
Ah maybe they did pray to god to save their lives so he killed them to teach them a lesson in not praying to him just to save their lives only?
I mean praying cause your life is in danger is pretty selfish.
Did not think like that did you?
Your God aligns all evidence one way contrary to His actual composition, then smashes people who disagree with the latter thanks to reason and comprehension.
My God is loving and kind. I like Him much better.
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