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Quote# 59036

[in response to "where was God when the plane crashed into a house"]

It would be interesting to know whether there was time to pray in this crash as there was in the other.

As well, believer to non ratio. Maybe they were headed to an evolution conference.

godspeed,

freedom

freedom, City-Data Religion & Philosophy 65 Comments [2/18/2009 1:42:45 AM]
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#905634
GigaGuess

So God would let them die if they had no time to pray for his intervention? Or if there were more unbelievers than believers? Wouldn't God intervening and saving the unbelievers be a good way to sway them? Or is this another example of your God's Superdickery?

2/18/2009 6:19:29 PM

#905636
Reverend Jeremiah

outstanding use of logic!

2/18/2009 6:21:20 PM

#905684
Antichrist

@ CailinBan

Because neither woman was at home makin babies and praisin Jebus.

Remember according to Paul, if a widow is under 60 (I don't know the age of this particular widow) she's supposed to get remarried right away to keep her from being idle. Also wimmin aint supposed to be doin anything that shows up a man.

Typing like a fundie actually hurts my brain

2/18/2009 7:08:25 PM

#905702


A vicious, hateful, and completely unChrist-like way of saying it. With followers like this, is it any wonder Jesus refuses to return?

2/18/2009 7:24:50 PM

#905785
Old Viking

Note that the original question remains -- as always -- unanswered.

2/18/2009 8:42:27 PM

#905836
FMG

Ah maybe they did pray to god to save their lives so he killed them to teach them a lesson in not praying to him just to save their lives only?

I mean praying cause your life is in danger is pretty selfish.

Did not think like that did you?

2/18/2009 9:16:51 PM

#905882
Snarky

DIAFF

2/18/2009 9:39:41 PM

#905889


Sick piece of shit.

2/18/2009 9:46:57 PM

#905891
Grigadil

Has anyone noticed that 'acts of god' are invariably fatal to those people involved? It was the act of a trained professional that saved the Hudson people from an 'act of god'. Obviously 'god' hates Capt Sully for denying his dose of human blood and wants him in hell for that.


2/18/2009 9:50:02 PM

#905936
PWEOTWEB

Too bad that guy wasn't on the plane when it crashed.

2/18/2009 10:20:48 PM

#906389
Vampirehummingbird

So why is it that when you hear about multiple deaths in a road accident, It is usually a church bus?

2/19/2009 10:31:42 AM

#906915
Brenz

Your God aligns all evidence one way contrary to His actual composition, then smashes people who disagree with the latter thanks to reason and comprehension.

My God is loving and kind. I like Him much better.

2/19/2009 6:53:05 PM

#1010132


Implying that Job was an unbeliever and not at all praying man and evolutionist. Wait..........HE WASN´T.

8/21/2009 10:11:49 AM

#1036752
Jas

So people dying in a horrible, frightening, and probably painful way is just punishment for being interested in science? Yeah...

10/14/2009 10:30:08 PM

#1036769
louislois

You, freedom, are a douchebag.


10/14/2009 11:35:45 PM
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